Then Analytics Said

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A: Guys, she got her first porn

Group: (applause)

A: Welcome to the team.

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This isn't actually Italy.

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Man, these honey bees are in trouble!

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Excuse me, is that an e-cig?

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In general, avoid the c-word.

about correlation, in selling

[thenanalyticssaid]

a: it's 5:07

b: do you know where your kids are?

c: time to drink?

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You can't just search that... It's the name of a bird.

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[name] is sitting at his desk drawing bc if he touches his comp [program] breaks

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If you want to lick the floor then you can get pretty drunk.

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a: why do you have to write a check?

b: rent

c: yeah these are #rentproblems

a: oooh. see i don't pay rent

a: ... i only have paRENT problems

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I’ll show you my shoyu.

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that's why it's called dd

a: [he] just blew my mind

a: but i'm trying to play it cool

a: dunking my donut in my cheap coffee was DELICIOUS

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His comments are longer than my bullets.

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a: doesn't it sound like you're getting in trouble right now?

b: no, we're just talking

c: no one is getting in trouble

d: sounds like it from over here

a: and here too

[thenanalyticssaid]

a: only trying to sum 2000 rows

a: okay i changed it to 200 and it worked

a: there was crap in one of them

b: i wish there was an excel tool for that

b: like yeah spellchecker is great

b: but what about crapchecker

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Do I have to change my middle name?!

- on less crisis work

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she looks like a boy. a 12 year old boy.