a cat always lands on four paws

Jess| she/her | 23 | the derelict main blog of @notfaysal

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[stunningpicture]

Cookie in a milk cup.

[biinarykid]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

[silkirose]

Egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

OH

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[vxpo]

Tomorrow is March 28th

[yeahishipitbitch]

[letmebegaytodd]

[Companion] disliked that

[Companion] loved that

[the-minecraft-funnies]

when you realize you just want to be home playing minecraft and finishing your builds

[the-minecraft-funnies]

my dream is to have one of my minecraft shitposts as a Tumblr Exclusive and reblogged onto the @featured blog

[the-minecraft-funnies]

uhh when u take a sip of uhh WATER in real life… but a CREEPER blows up your entire house and anything in a 3 mile radius

[funsizeclarke]

[NEW] Emilia Clarke photographed by Mariano Vivanco for Harper’s Bazaar (2017)

[yaboywillyshakes]

oh? worm?

[yaboywillyshakes]

super worm?

[nydialilian]

Outsiders — Nydia Lilian

[mycasaharington]

Kit Harington to host Saturday Night Live - April 6, 2019

[christinecanigula-archive]

fictional characters who could absolutely kill thanos

ramona from scott pilgrim

noodle from gorillaz

gary from spongebob

phineas and ferb

wendy from gravity falls

[wishmakersblog]

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

[annikuh]

Yes, yes they are

[neotheresa]

[aawesomepenguin]

Developing: Google may be in talks with SEGA, for SEGA to develop some exclusive games for Google’s attempt at entering the console market. More details soon.

[sonic-wildfire]

Their first title: Sonic Tracks Your Browsing History

[karadanver-deactivated20190918]

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

[cootschapel-deactivated20200725]

i love you, drunk Arthur. 🍻

[goldbane-blog]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]