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Jamie: So, uh, we had our cousin come over for the holidays. We built gingerbread houses. It went as you would expect. Jany: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOFOS Yue: ?????????

#new kid #sp new kid #south park new kid #the new kids #Jamie #Jany

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Writing Commissions

Hi everyone! So some of you know me by different names on the internet: Allura, JJ, Luna, Jess or Bella. However, I am struggling finicially after being fired from my last job and my new job is not enough to pay the bills. I’ve applied for every job that’s in my area for a second job, but no one else will hire me and I have no clue what I’m doing wrong.

HOWEVER if there’s one thing I’m confident in, it’s my writing! So, if any of y'all want something written you can count on me! I will write:

• Fanfiction

• Horror

• Romance

• Reader inserts

• NSFW (But please have proof you are over 18. It’s illegal to sell anything sex related to a minor. I hope you understand, but it’s to protect you and me both)

• Like, literally, anything. I love to write. I don’t really care about what it’s about.

The beginning price is $15. The price will increase every 1K words. So, if I write 2K words, it will be $25, 3K - $35 and so on. If you have any questions feel free to DM me!

thenewkidsontheblock

(Hey, sorry to clog up the blog, but if yall like my writing feel free to commission me! I'd love to write about your NKs!!)

#writing #writing commissions #emergency commissions #commisions open #commission

So you’re the last ones... normally I would warn y’all not to go down that road but... every kid I warn went to go down that road. -Mechanic/Farmer

Jamie: Um... Thank you sir? For the warning I mean?

Jamie: (What's that supposed to mean?)

Jany: (Who the fuck is this guy and where the fuck did he come from?)

#the new kid #ask #answer #sp new kid #south park new kid #south park the fractured but whole #otherverse event #bring on the crunch

Hiya Jany and Jamie.... Why did your parents sent to camp that is meant for disabled children?

Jamie: Because our dad is an idiot and wanted us to make friends. He didn't check the place and-

Jany: HEY JAMIE LET'S GO! I WANNA GO CAMPING AND CATCH FROGS.

Jamie: Please end my suffering.

#the new kid #ask #answer #sp new kid #south park new kid #the fractured but whole #otherverse event #otherverse #bring on the crunch

#the new kid #south park new kid #otherverse event #bring on the crunch #south park fractured but whole #sp fbw #south park fbw

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>>……

>>Error,ERROR, E R R O R

>>E R R O R

>>S P A C E A N D T I M E S H I F T

[……..]

{Other-verse event starter: ½ }

Jany: Aw hell yeah, I'm ready!

Jamie: Sis, I have several questions.

Jany: None of them will receive answers.

(Jamie: I want a new sister.)

#the new kid #ask #answer #sp new kid #south park new kid #the new kids #new kid

Jany: NO. My mom hasn't ordered a new one either and my useless sibling hasn't been active on the blog either.

Jamie: Hey, we're gonna be late for school.

Jany: Anyway, we're gonna check the lost and found at school. Maybe it's there.

#the new kid #ask #answer #sp new kid #south park new kid #the new kids #new kid

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Please 💕

cumdumpster-avaice24

Pretty please?

oreohmintz

please? ;;w;;’’’’

emomachine

I’m very lonely :’)

#im shameless #sp new kid #ask blog #new kid ask blog

Jany: I can't believe Stan is fucking dead.

#south park #the new kid #the new kid speaks #sp new kid #south park new kid #stan #sp spoilers

IT'S COMING UP

newkidsquad

Of course I am! I have the amazing power to–

Angry Rumbling in the distance

…Did you hear that?

#new kid promo #south park new kid #south park #not my kid #new kid

Kyle: Well, I'm sure it's the new kid's. I'm just not sure which one. I'll try to find one of them tomorrow. We haven't found them at all today. Meanwhile..... Jany: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GODDAMN PHONE?!!?!?!

#ask #answer #kyle broflovski #south park #new kid #sp new kid #sp Jany #sp Kyle

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Ava’s Reference sheet!Feel free to send me questions an shiz!!

Cartman: ...... Cartman: This dude looks gay. Butters: Who's that supposed to be? Cartman: Who the FUCK doesn't have a Twitter account?! Cartman: Wait, Kyle, what the fuck are you-?! (Kyle is now in possession of the phone.)

#ask continued #mod: yes this is Jany's picture #mod: I draw better than this I swear

Cartman: Oh, fuck yeah this is gonna be sweet! Butters: Don't you need to unlock their phone first? Kenny: Mmph mm mphmmm? Cartman: Yeah, how hard can it be?

#ask #answer #south park #kyle #Stan #Kenny #Butters #Cartman

Cartman: Yeah, yeah. AFTER we teach them a lesson. Kyle: Cartman, this is stupid. We really need to give it back to them! Cartman: Sounds like what a stupid Jew mom would say. Kyle: CARTMAN, I SWEAR TO GOD-

#ask #answer #south park #Cartman #Kyle #mod: where are my kids?

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