queening out and fag hogging the mirror

26 • he/they

[oneheadtoanother]

[sweet-key]

showing severe symptoms of “needs a kiss” disease

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[dogpuppy]

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[heavenm3tal]

A shell payphone from the Connections Museum Seattle/The Herbert H. Warrick Jr. Museum of Communications

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[kosmogrl]

it would be so nice if I could get what I want for once in my life

[kosmogrl]

sources are saying that lord knows it would be the first time

[powerbottomeminem]

“Wanna come in? I show you my other ankle.”

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[unalivejournal]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC