queening out and fag hogging the mirror

26 • he/it

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[pissvortex]

Ever since I was a little girl i always knew i wanted to commit suicide by cop

[boleross]

We can’t do sexual stuff if we can’t be silly together.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[descole-dead]

my brother left these images of his crash bandicoot character in bloodborne on my desktop

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[muddingseason]

Need

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[dogpuppy]

There’s an insurance commercial my child calls the “poopy commercial” because they say accident a lot

[r0zeclawz]

god adoptables really are the funniest fucking thing the more i think about them. imagine youre so excited to get a character and draw them so good with all your ocs but someone else wins the bid and proceeds to only do shitty ms paint drawings of them smoking fat joints

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

Noooo,, n-n... no, no no no, noooo..... can you? No, I-I don't think so, no, that, that can't be possible.

[r0zeclawz]

i tried once and thorns of dark force materialized agonizingly around my wrist

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[kristina100000]

this is perfect and awesome