New Kid Who Dis?

Ask the new South Park kid in town. Asks in Inbox: 3 Current M!A: None *Spoiler warning for SOT and TFBW*

[ask-sp-new-kid]

What about that phone destroyer stuff with the cards

||Have a fun old phone destroyer card I made of Derrick for funsies|| Derrick: Oh we still play that game sometimes, it's not that often anymore. However, we gradually allowed superhero persona's to play as part of the game now too!

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Ok, theory. There are multiple reasons why you joined professor chaos.

You realized that your dad's gonna bang your mom no matter what

You got bored of order and decided to be evil for a change

You like him, as in You didn't want him to be lonely with the fact he's either soloing, with general disarray, or a kind and misunderstood kid somewhere underneath that loads of aluminum foil.

But those are simply theories. (Trixie)

Derrick: The only real downside of switching sides means I can't be partners with Scott anymore...

[ask-sp-new-kid]

I find it funny that cartman wants you to follow the rules yet, he’s the actual one breaking the kryptonite rule. He doesn’t have one like… tf?

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Hehe old

||Yes indeed||

[ask-sp-new-kid]

||Oop this blog is like 6 years old now lmao||

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Im sorry youll know who this is by like context clues but. I would like to make an announcment.

Cartman: Furry albeit severely in the closet.

Derrick: Not a furry but on thin fucking ice

Derrick: I may like cats but I'm not a fucking furry.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

I mean we can make that happen temporarily if you want us to? Give you catassin abilities. Honestly with Cartman you could always just chuck a knife at his head, his skulls so thick it would probably not even hit his pea brain if he whinged.

Derrick: I wish I could chuck a knife into his head right now.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Yo, I do not think I'd see you in foil, my dude.

Derrick: Well, yeah technically.

Derrick: Being a catassassian does me I am part cat.

Derrick: As for the foil, since my whole thing is being an assassian. I made a deal with the Professor so I don't have to wear it. Kind of hard to lurk in the shadows when you have reflective tin foil on you, you know.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Noizy legit like that thanos meme: you know the one thats like. "Fine,ill do it myself"

|| Reality can be whatever I want >: ) ||

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Oh yeah that stuff was fucking rough, Honestly surprised you didn't go into your villain era right then and there. Then again the protag turning into a villain is a bit of a played out genre.

. . . . .

Butter: Gee, are you sure you want to betray the others to team up with me instead, Derrick?

Derrick: Why not? We can make that legion of villains you were talking about. We got a deal?

Butters: Welcome to the dark side full of Chaos!

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Hey i got a question. Did you have some old redneck looking mfs calling you out of your gender/sexuality and stuff right or was it just me? Cause like they called me out for being a cisgendered girl and like. Ok thanks for reminding me i have no Y chromozones.

Derrick: This shit is only in South Park I swear somehow you can somehow get jumped for anything.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Hows your parents now man?

[ask-sp-new-kid]

So, question. If you could actually have any superpower you wanted, no time travelling farts and shit like that what would you pick?

Derrick: Though I can 100 percent guarantee if I tried to go with that, that fatass would whine about me copying him.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Aight I have a survey here that I just need help with and considering you've had first hand experience I feel like your the only good opinion I need. Since you've time traveled what is your full opinion on it.

Derrick: Especially if you're just going to get blamed for shit hitting the fan when you can't control the flow of time.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

To be fair, if i was them, I'd probably want to play it too. Or steal it.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

Honestly feels like a thing Stan's dad would do... but nothing specific with you?

Derrick: Though having the latest Gamesphere means Cartman and the others are constantly trying to ask to play it.

[ask-sp-new-kid]

So what was the reason that you dug this blog out of the depths Mod?

|| Since this is directed towards me I’ll drop an answer real quick

The tldr is I got South Park New Kid brainrot all over again

The reason being seeing the influx of OCs being created by users on Tiktok and seeing them all show off their characters. Plus replaying the games again for funsies is another reason. ||