Shadow'dMoon

Bones. 26. He/Him/His. Neurodivergent. Queer. Demiromantic. Demisexual/Gray Ace. Bigender Transman. System (2/2). UU Eclectic witch and aspiring runemaker. Dog dad. Artist. Musician. Ambivert.

[burningmine-deactivated20230217]

Gold Creek Trail, July 2022

[orteil42]

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[thenewwolfman]

He's a 10 but has psychosis episodes that he can't handle on his own.

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[voidbat]

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

[willcraftapple11]

@cassandrasdreamworld

[petermorwood]

Italian vampires would find no garlic an annoyance and the frequency of religious symbols a real pain, but at least they could fall back on accidents with tomato sauce as an excellent excuse for those awkward-coloured stains on shirt or chin…

[coffeejellysposts]

Words cannot describe how much I love this picture

[vaporwavesimulator]

salamander

[thenewwolfman]

That hit different. I had such a hard time getting words out. I should've just texted... Why does it hurt so much...

[evianic]

Reblog this post if you're a witch with mental illnesses!

I wanna support my fellow non-neurotypical witches!!! Ily all so much you’re doing your best ♡

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[thenewwolfman]

I hope my babies know I still love and think about them. It was so hard to leave those fur babies...

[5675675687-deactivated20211206]

[5675675687-deactivated20211206]

the people have spoken!!!!!!!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

reminded me of this:

[thenewwolfman]

Literally everything has been just awful. For both of us. I'm glad its over and maybe we can both heal and get on with our lives. Just one final step once I have the money. I'm already doing better and I hope they are too.

[thenewwolfman]

It'd be cool if the automatic response to me saying my name wasn't "oof". Stop talking shit.

[thenewwolfman]

I love that I try to make friends and they've already talked to them. Like he just stopped talking to me alltogether and told me it was sus. I haven't done anything nor even talked about them. I hate this.

[naturcs]

by shreddin_kevin

[netflixandnudez]

Just because someone doesn’t require much, doesn’t mean you give the minimum.

[rightwithinrox-deactivated20230]

This goes over a lot of people’s heads