trc posts

i make these to post on my insta at @then.parrish :)

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child’s bathroom is also a kitchen is also a laundry room

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child photo-copies speeding tickets so he can tape them to his bedroom door

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child is a dream-thing that eats garbage

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child just killed his latin teacher in the forest

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child has been dead for seven years

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child copes with trauma by searching for a dead welsh king

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“my child is completely fine.”

your child is the only girl in a friend group of private school boys

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ronan: why does the clock say 4am? it’s only midni—

blue: SHH! i’m trying to get gansey to go to sleep on time

gansey: *correcting errors on the glendower wikipedia page*

ronan: it’s not working

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adam, stopping the car in front of a restaurant: go see if you can get us a table

ronan: oh, ok

ronan ten minutes later, running out of the restaurant with a table: START THE CAR

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gansey, with cuts on his ankles: ok. which one of you taped a knife to a roomba and let it loose in our house?

noah, holding another roomba:

ronan, holding more knives:

blue, holding the tape: ....adam

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adam: blue isn’t answering her phone.

noah: let me try

adam: gansey and i have tried six times. what makes you think—

blue: hello?

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adam, skipping stones on a date with ronan: wow. this is such a nice evening.

ronan, quietly: take that you stupid lake

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“I love you.”

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“Tamquam alter idem.”

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“I love you.”

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“I wish you could be kissed, Jane. Because I would beg just one off you.”

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the gangsey doing group projects:

- blue shows up 20 mins late with starbucks but still does all the work

- gansey meticulously plans out who will do what & when and then does all the work himself at 3am

- adam isn’t in a group bc he wants to do it all himself

- henry stresses everyone out by doing his part at the last possible second

- and ronan and noah are making paper airplanes out of the work they’re supposed to be doing

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places that would make noah and his smudginess uncomfortable:

- the voice auditions

- victoria’s secret

- a kickboxing gym

- venice beach

- jennifer lopez’s house

- any rave

- a spelling bee

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places that would make henry and his madonna shirt uncomfortable:

- walmart

- utah

- old navy

- any public washroom

- canadian tire

- probably your closet

- bass pro shop