Laurel Hobbes-Sterling

“Laurel doesn’t play the game…Nine does”

[thentherewasnine]

Micheal and Lia have given me access to the ‘web’ :).

My new, found(?), family:

@cassie-hobbes - My half sister who looks like mommy.

@agent-vsterling - My older half sister.

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs|@agent-tbriggs - Veronica’s obsessed ex husband(?)

@ex-cult-member - The cool one with good music taste.

@tooemotionalhere - The one with a fast car.

@sloanetavish03 - The one that likes numbers like me!

@redding-dean - The one that looks ‘emotionally constipated’. - Michael

[Judd unplugged] - The ‘Den Mother’.

@therealceline - The talented artist.

[thentherewasnine]

The pier was fun, thank you @cassie-hobbes for taking me!

Hopefully next time a bird doesn’t poo on you :(

[tooemotionalhere]

Ooc/// are yalls open to doing like outta fandom role-playing? Lile with TIG characters or nah?

If so,

@xanman-hawthorne

//i mean sure, why not? i mean most of us are in the tig rp too so lmao it'll be fun

yall, what do you say?

@ex-cult-member @agent-vsterling @redding-dean @thentherewasnine @cassie-hobbes

[thentherewasnine]

//That sounds fun!

YES!! They have the secret room house right? Just drop me off there Michael and I’ll stay out of your room (*´∀｀*)

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[tooemotionalhere]

How about we make it like two years let's say

[thentherewasnine]

Too long, I get bored yk? Ooo! I should find a way into Dean’s room :)

@redding-dean

[tooemotionalhere]

Yes PERFECT!

Redding's room is a very acceptable substitue

[thentherewasnine]

I’ve come to the conclusion that his room is insufficient in things to do so I’m back in your room :)

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[tooemotionalhere]

How about we make it like two years let's say

[thentherewasnine]

Too long, I get bored yk? Ooo! I should find a way into Dean’s room :)

@redding-dean

[redding-dean]

I don’t think you should be doing that one either, kiddo

[thentherewasnine]

Why not? You have the punching bag in your room and…and…. Never mind you’re right there’s like nothing else to do.

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[tooemotionalhere]

How about we make it like two years let's say

[thentherewasnine]

Too long, I get bored yk? Ooo! I should find a way into Dean’s room :)

@redding-dean

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[tooemotionalhere]

Very.

//no the word was just icking me out 💀 but yeah lets just say he was tipsy

[thentherewasnine]

Oh! Keep an eye out for @theoneandonlyagentbriggs he stuffed Cassie’s cat!!

//ohh i see sorry!

[tooemotionalhere]

.....

A REAL CAT? STUFFED IT WITH WHAT? COTTON?

YALL ARE DERANGED

//nah its okay!!

[thentherewasnine]

Right?? I’m keeping The Cat in your room since you put the fancy lock on it.

[tooemotionalhere]

MY ROOM?

WHERE THE HELL AM I WHEN U DO THIS STUFF?

[thentherewasnine]

Yeah you have the cool password thingy on the door!

When you’re in Lia’s room and I get bored because you hog all of her time. o(｀ω´ )o

[tooemotionalhere]

How do you know the password- laurel stay away please

also no comments

[thentherewasnine]

I don’t know the password, I just ask @sloanetavish03 (*´∇｀*)

[tooemotionalhere]

my sign to install a manual lock

[thentherewasnine]

Lia taught be how to pick locks so I don’t think it’d be effective, also how do you b think I got into @theoneandonlyagentbriggs office?

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[tooemotionalhere]

Very.

//no the word was just icking me out 💀 but yeah lets just say he was tipsy

[thentherewasnine]

Oh! Keep an eye out for @theoneandonlyagentbriggs he stuffed Cassie’s cat!!

//ohh i see sorry!

[tooemotionalhere]

.....

A REAL CAT? STUFFED IT WITH WHAT? COTTON?

YALL ARE DERANGED

//nah its okay!!

[thentherewasnine]

Right?? I’m keeping The Cat in your room since you put the fancy lock on it.

[tooemotionalhere]

MY ROOM?

WHERE THE HELL AM I WHEN U DO THIS STUFF?

[thentherewasnine]

Yeah you have the cool password thingy on the door!

When you’re in Lia’s room and I get bored because you hog all of her time. o(｀ω´ )o

[tooemotionalhere]

How do you know the password- laurel stay away please

also no comments

[thentherewasnine]

I don’t know the password, I just ask @sloanetavish03 (*´∇｀*)

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[tooemotionalhere]

Very.

//no the word was just icking me out 💀 but yeah lets just say he was tipsy

[thentherewasnine]

Oh! Keep an eye out for @theoneandonlyagentbriggs he stuffed Cassie’s cat!!

//ohh i see sorry!

[tooemotionalhere]

.....

A REAL CAT? STUFFED IT WITH WHAT? COTTON?

YALL ARE DERANGED

//nah its okay!!

[thentherewasnine]

Right?? I’m keeping The Cat in your room since you put the fancy lock on it.

[tooemotionalhere]

MY ROOM?

WHERE THE HELL AM I WHEN U DO THIS STUFF?

[thentherewasnine]

Yeah you have the cool password thingy on the door!

When you’re in Lia’s room and I get bored because you hog all of her time. o(｀ω´ )o

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[tooemotionalhere]

Very.

//no the word was just icking me out 💀 but yeah lets just say he was tipsy

[thentherewasnine]

Oh! Keep an eye out for @theoneandonlyagentbriggs he stuffed Cassie’s cat!!

//ohh i see sorry!

[tooemotionalhere]

.....

A REAL CAT? STUFFED IT WITH WHAT? COTTON?

YALL ARE DERANGED

//nah its okay!!

[thentherewasnine]

Right?? I’m keeping The Cat in your room since you put the fancy lock on it.

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[tooemotionalhere]

Very.

//no the word was just icking me out 💀 but yeah lets just say he was tipsy

[thentherewasnine]

Oh! Keep an eye out for @theoneandonlyagentbriggs he stuffed Cassie’s cat!!

//ohh i see sorry!

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3