Laurel Hobbes-Sterling

“Laurel doesn’t play the game…Nine does”

[thentherewasnine]

Micheal and Lia have given me access to the ‘web’ :).

My new, found(?), family:

@profiler-cassie - My half sister who looks like mommy.

@agentveronicasterling - My older half sister.

[Briggs is on "vacay"] - Veronica’s obsessed ex husband(?)

@ex-cult-member - The cool one with good music taste.

@tooemotionalhere - The one with a fast car.

@sloanetavish03 - The one that likes numbers like me!

@redding-dean - The one that looks ‘emotionally constipated’. - Michael

[Judd unplugged] - The ‘Den Mother’.

@celine-likes-girls - The talented artist.

@chasing-the-tempo - The dancer who’s my age!

//Lore or hcs I’m following for her

-> I’m rping her as a nine year old! As she should be roughly that age during Twelve

-> She often uses Kaomojis or emoticons to help express what she’s feeling!

-> Nine is mostly gone and only shows up as self defense. Will rarely be playing as her.

-> A little slower on pop culture as I don’t believe she was allowed internet as she was most likely heavily monitored

-> Lives with Nonna, but Lia or a naturals will often snatch her for a bit

[thentherewasnine]

*psst!* Laurel, what's the status on the glitter bomb??

- @chasing-the-tempo

I got a box full of them from @i-love-scones !

[profiler-cassie]

What are some things Michael taught Laurel that you could NOT stop from happening?

I'm not sure. @thentherewasnine what has Michael taught you?

[thentherewasnine]

“I plead the fifth” is what @tooemotionalhere told me to say when asked.

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

wait fr?

ARE YOU FR?

[thentherewasnine]

About what? (｡· v ·｡) ?

[tooemotionalhere]

How are you not in therapy yet?

@agentveronicasterling @profiler-cassie yall shld take her to therapy

[agentveronicasterling]

You know she's been in therapy since she was four, right?

[tooemotionalhere]

If she's in therapy WHY DOES SHE STILL GIVES OF TRAUMATIZED VIBES

[agentveronicasterling]

BECAUSE TRAUMA DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY

[tooemotionalhere]

BEEN IN THERAPY SINCE SHE WAS FOUR

WHAT IS SHE NOW? 10? 9?

Therapy is a hoax

[thentherewasnine]

I’m Nine thank you! Also @agentveronicasterling how come I’m going to thereapee if it’s so bad?

[agentveronicasterling]

Therapy isn't bad, Michael just isn't qualified to talk about it since he's never given it a chance.

[tooemotionalhere]

colorado also doesn't believe in therapy

IT'S A HOAX LAUREL RUN

[thentherewasnine]

Wait so why do I have to go?! (ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)

This is conchradictore!

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

wait fr?

ARE YOU FR?

[thentherewasnine]

About what? (｡· v ·｡) ?

[tooemotionalhere]

How are you not in therapy yet?

@agentveronicasterling @profiler-cassie yall shld take her to therapy

[agentveronicasterling]

You know she's been in therapy since she was four, right?

[tooemotionalhere]

If she's in therapy WHY DOES SHE STILL GIVES OF TRAUMATIZED VIBES

[agentveronicasterling]

BECAUSE TRAUMA DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY

[tooemotionalhere]

BEEN IN THERAPY SINCE SHE WAS FOUR

WHAT IS SHE NOW? 10? 9?

Therapy is a hoax

[thentherewasnine]

I’m Nine thank you! Also @agentveronicasterling how come I’m going to thereapee if it’s so bad?

[agentveronicasterling]

Therapy isn't bad, Michael just isn't qualified to talk about it since he's never given it a chance.

[thentherewasnine]

What does it do again? I just doodle in the room and play with sand. Can’t I do that in the playroom?

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

wait fr?

ARE YOU FR?

[thentherewasnine]

About what? (｡· v ·｡) ?

[tooemotionalhere]

How are you not in therapy yet?

@agentveronicasterling @profiler-cassie yall shld take her to therapy

[agentveronicasterling]

You know she's been in therapy since she was four, right?

[tooemotionalhere]

If she's in therapy WHY DOES SHE STILL GIVES OF TRAUMATIZED VIBES

[agentveronicasterling]

BECAUSE TRAUMA DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY

[tooemotionalhere]

BEEN IN THERAPY SINCE SHE WAS FOUR

WHAT IS SHE NOW? 10? 9?

Therapy is a hoax

[thentherewasnine]

I’m Nine thank you! Also @agentveronicasterling how come I’m going to thereapee if it’s so bad?

[thentherewasnine]

What if me, u and @chasing-the-tempo do an art class tgr >_< ooh and if mackenzie wants a dance class too

@celine-likes-girls

That sounds fun!! I can show you guys how to play The Game too while we’re at it!!

//The Game is the thing Laurel references when putting Sloane in chains and slightly attacking Cassie

[chasing-the-tempo]

Ooo that sounds fun!! What kind of art class @celine-likes-girls? And I’m thinking we can all go ballroom dancing! 😄

Also, @thentherewasnine, didn’t Cassie and Ms. Sterling say we couldn’t play The Game when we asked them last time? 😔

[celine-likes-girls]

YES NO GAME. also we can do a simple art class maybe with watercolors? And sureee I'd love to go ballroom dancing :D

[chasing-the-tempo]

Okay that sounds fun! I’ll ask my ballroom dance teacher if you and Laurel can join us!

[thentherewasnine]

Wouldn’t it be hard to dance in a room filled with balls though? (╹-╹)?

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

wait fr?

ARE YOU FR?

[thentherewasnine]

About what? (｡· v ·｡) ?

[tooemotionalhere]

How are you not in therapy yet?

@agentveronicasterling @profiler-cassie yall shld take her to therapy

[thentherewasnine]

That’s what @redding-dean says about you too! We can go together! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و

[tooemotionalhere]

Redding is stupid.

The damage has been done and settled. Therapy would just waste my time.

YOU SHLD BE TAKEN TO THERAPY

[thentherewasnine]

Why would I want to go then if it’s a waste of time? (¬`‸´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

wait fr?

ARE YOU FR?

[thentherewasnine]

About what? (｡· v ·｡) ?

[tooemotionalhere]

How are you not in therapy yet?

@agentveronicasterling @profiler-cassie yall shld take her to therapy

[thentherewasnine]

That’s what @redding-dean says about you too! We can go together! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

wait fr?

ARE YOU FR?

[thentherewasnine]

About what? (｡· v ·｡) ?

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

No one is allowed in my room

And wdym you'll take the bottles- they are alcohol - Kenzie you are old enough to know that and you would know adults keep their alcohol HIDDEN

good luck finding anything

[thentherewasnine]

Oh I know what that is! I- well Nine would have to drink it when the masters came to check on her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[chasing-the-tempo]

But he never said anything about ME taking bottles from his room! 😉

Just tell me where they are and I’ll sneak in and grab them!

[thentherewasnine]

They’re usually under his bed or in his closet. Unless he moved them again, then I’m not sure.

[tooemotionalhere]

How many times have you won a pillow fight?

The number of pillow fights we've had is embarrassingly low let alone how many i've won💀

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine @tooemotionalhere

I suggest we have a pillow fight with everyone next time I come to sleep over! I’m quite experienced so I think Laurel and I will definitely win!

[tooemotionalhere]

You both are at a disadvantage because of your height and weight

But sure let's all have a pillow fight

@profiler-cassie @ex-cult-member @redding-dean @sloanetavish03

WHAT DO YALL THINK

[chasing-the-tempo]

You underestimate the power of experience Michael Alexander Thomas Townsend!

Lia told me to use your full name next time I address you 

I have much experience with pillow fight wars against other kids twice my size and I’ve always come out on top so far!

// according to Kenzie’s testimony and my personal headcanons anyways since she frequently gets into fights at school

[tooemotionalhere]

Don't listen to Lia. JUST CALL ME MICHAEL Or your highness the king :)))

AND WE'LL SEE WHO WINS

I have amazing reflexes

[thentherewasnine]

I’ve never been in a pillow fight. But I thought we weren’t allowed to fight?

[tooemotionalhere]

Don't fight the fights you can't win

pillow fights are fun- no one gets hurt. Mostly

[thentherewasnine]

@agentveronicasterling and @profiler-cassie said I’m not allowed to think negatively. So shouldn’t I still try? Or something like that?

So pillow fights are acceptable fights?

[tooemotionalhere]

TRUST ME LAUR

PILLOW FIGHTS ARE ACCEPTABLE

Colorado herself is in

[thentherewasnine]

Ooo okay!! I’m excited!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

[chasing-the-tempo]

I’ll teach you the rules of pillow fights alongside our normal fighting lessons! Then we’ll be unstoppable! 😄

// Kenzie is teaching Laurel how to stand up for herself against the bullies at school

[thentherewasnine]

You’re the best Kenzie, thank you!! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

//how cute

[tooemotionalhere]

What do you do when you see fairies after you took swig from an unknown bottle?

I take another swing. The fairies like me and I like them. We get eachother.

[thentherewasnine]

I like fairies! Can I see them too? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)

[tooemotionalhere]

Um fairies are very picky I'll ask them if they want to see you

[thentherewasnine]

Yay! Okay!! I wonder if they know the tooth fairy, Nonna’s been telling me about her (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[chasing-the-tempo]

@thentherewasnine I think we can see the fairies using the bottles from @tooemotionalhere’s room! 🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[thentherewasnine]

I’m no longer allowed to take bottles from his room though! (╥‸╥)

[tiramisucae]

You’re a dog. Can you help me find my cat, The Cat? She wander somewhere I think and dogs are good at sniffing things out right? (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

- @thentherewasnine

hmm what does ur cat look like

[thentherewasnine]

Orange cat! A little fat too. ^^

[theaverygrambs]

“There are always three…”

Did you know that three sets of three will get you nine! So technically there’s always Nine •ᴗ•

- @thentherewasnine

Let's try stopping at three please?🥹 Because if the context of 'there are always three' turned to nine ... well💀

[thentherewasnine]

Three is incomplete though, you need Nine! ( •̀⤙•́ )

[thentherewasnine]

What if me, u and @chasing-the-tempo do an art class tgr >_< ooh and if mackenzie wants a dance class too

@celine-likes-girls

That sounds fun!! I can show you guys how to play The Game too while we’re at it!!

//The Game is the thing Laurel references when putting Sloane in chains and slightly attacking Cassie

[celine-likes-girls]

Uhm I don't think we need to play the game honey 😅 let's stick to painting, hm? ♡

[thentherewasnine]

How about you guys have a tea party with The Cat and The Bear with me then? (ᵔᗜᵔ)

[stfu-syn]

Yesss much better!

[thentherewasnine]

I didn’t know you had plushies too! They probably are better mannered than The Bear.

[celine-likes-girls]

Aww I'm sure the bear is nice too

[thentherewasnine]

The Bear is naughty. Quite agravateing too. (¬⤙¬ )

[stfu-syn]

(THE FACE IS SO CUTE I'M DYING) I'm sure he'll behave at the tea party

[thentherewasnine]

He usually eats everyone’s food or makes a mess for me to clean. Or feeds The Cat. (ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)

[stfu-syn]

Aww I'll make sure he behaves or he won't get cake, okay?

[thentherewasnine]

He gets… cranky, if you do. It’s better to cleanse him like the masters did to the Pynthia (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )

[stfu-syn]

NO NO LAUREL let's not... 😔 let's just stick to tea...

[thentherewasnine]

If you say so "( – ⤙ – )