michael townsend

resident emotion reader

[tooemotionalhere]

hey y'all michael here. the resident emotions reader. excel at two things in my life: annoying people and instigating them :)

the crew/ppl ik:

@cassie-hobbes> one out of two profilers in our humble group. her eyes crinkle at the corners when she's profiling someone.

@sloanetavish03 > if sweet was a person. only to be given coffee in desperate need.

@redding-dean > redding, cassie's bf who admitted liking me :)

@ex-cult-member > lie detector. pathological liar

[..............]

@veronica-sterling @agent-vsterling > one of my favorite ppl to piss off

@in-a-house-of-morons > Judd. Don't let his age fool u. he's a real one for keeping us all in line

@therealceline > my very amazing sister who has a knack for kidnapping herself and disappearing from the surface of the earth without any prior notice

@thentherewasnine > cassie's little sis (somehow she is sterling's little sister too which would make u think that ARE colorado and agent related?)

//dm me if anyone wants to join

[cassie-hobbes]

I just saw your guys's rp group and michael rp is the oldest! I thought it would have been you

yeah the poor guy is ancient!! but you can’t really tell bc he has an insane skincare routine, 40 steps minimum

@tooemotionalhere

[tooemotionalhere]

if you think my skincare routine is insane, you should see briggs trying on a Korean face mask - it was scarring

[tooemotionalhere]

what would you name your kid

Bartholomew Dumbledore Hepatitis A. Cornelius Townsend

A. is for Alexander btw. Or Aramaic

If it's girl then,

Emma

[tooemotionalhere]

I feel liek you would get along reallllyyyy well woth my brother jameson...

@xanman-hawthorne

a very nice proposition

I, too, feel I would get along with your brother jameson

[xanman-hawthorne]

He also has some really cool cars,

[tooemotionalhere]

oh wait fr??

okay, now im hooked, i would like to be meet this brother of yours

also, is he in favor of daytime-drinking by any chance? Oh and also a brunette?

[xanman-hawthorne]

Yes to all of those- dont tell his Fiancé, shes keeping him reasonable and "down to earth" but yes !

[tooemotionalhere]

Perfectttt

my long-lost twin

[tooemotionalhere]

I feel liek you would get along reallllyyyy well woth my brother jameson...

@xanman-hawthorne

a very nice proposition

I, too, feel I would get along with your brother jameson

[xanman-hawthorne]

He also has some really cool cars,

[tooemotionalhere]

oh wait fr??

okay, now im hooked, i would like to be meet this brother of yours

also, is he in favor of daytime-drinking by any chance? Oh and also a brunette?

[tooemotionalhere]

I feel liek you would get along reallllyyyy well woth my brother jameson...

@xanman-hawthorne

a very nice proposition

I, too, feel I would get along with your brother jameson

[sloanetavish03]

happy birthday michael @tooemotionalhere !!! you are the best <3

[tooemotionalhere]

TYSM SLOANE

ikr, i am the best :))

[tooemotionalhere]

Ooc/// are yalls open to doing like outta fandom role-playing? Lile with TIG characters or nah?

If so,

@xanman-hawthorne

//i mean sure, why not? i mean most of us are in the tig rp too so lmao it'll be fun

yall, what do you say?

@ex-cult-member @agent-vsterling @redding-dean @thentherewasnine @cassie-hobbes

[redding-dean]

Happy birthday to this weirdo. Sorry we got you the wrong candles.

I got laurel to leave a copy of Pride and Prejudice in your room along with the Lego set.

Thanks for having your moments I suppose.

@tooemotionalhere

[tooemotionalhere]

Aww redding

I must say, this is the maximum amount of emotion I've ever sensed out of you (ignoring the ones from your moments with colorado)

Thank you redding

For the wish. And for this candid photo, altho, i do take the credit of being photogenic.

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[tooemotionalhere]

How about we make it like two years let's say

[thentherewasnine]

Too long, I get bored yk? Ooo! I should find a way into Dean’s room :)

@redding-dean

[tooemotionalhere]

Yes PERFECT!

Redding's room is a very acceptable substitue

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

I suppose I won’t enter your room for a…month? As an extra gift "( – ⤙ – )

[tooemotionalhere]

How about we make it like two years let's say

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[thentherewasnine]

I thought you’re not supposed to be aware photos are being taken? Well anyways Happy Birthday I left a Lego car set as a gift in your room, though you’ll have to find it (¬`⩊´¬)

[tooemotionalhere]

Ah right got it.

And oh my, a present. A LEGO SET. tysm laurel, i appreciate it, but stay away from my room!!

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[thentherewasnine]

I hope you wouldn’t have them, how does one take a candid photo from third person?

[tooemotionalhere]

What? Do you mean how does one take a candid photo of themselves? Its by setting up your phone against somewhere and enabling a timer

[agent-vsterling]

happy birthday to one of my unofficial children @tooemotionalhere

[tooemotionalhere]

SO KIDNEY-TOUCHING WISH. MY GOD IM FLATTERED

Lol, all jokes aside, tysm agent sterling.

Now i almost feel bad for what i was abt to do to get on your nerves.

[agent-vsterling]

... what were you going to do? or, better question, what are you still intending to do?

[tooemotionalhere]

Secrets, secrets, SECRETSSSSSS

It's like a birthday person from myself to me :)))

[thentherewasnine]

Happy Birthday @tooemotionalhere !!! Thank you for entertaining me and playing with me!!

You’re like a jester brother to me ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Thank you @ex-cult-member for the photo of Michael styling my hair! Yes, all other photos are by me and no, they will not be deleted ;)

[tooemotionalhere]

Awww, thank you so much laurel!

I must say the first two pics are of two of my finest moments. Also, stop gatekeeping all my pics- i dont even have half of these 😭

[agent-vsterling]

happy birthday to one of my unofficial children @tooemotionalhere

[tooemotionalhere]

SO KIDNEY-TOUCHING WISH. MY GOD IM FLATTERED

Lol, all jokes aside, tysm agent sterling.

Now i almost feel bad for what i was abt to do to get on your nerves.

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[tooemotionalhere]

We defo threaten ppl with gns

Also, first we have to take her to a shooting range, that's basic parenting, briggs. You just can't hand over a gn to a child

@ex-cult-member u in for taking @thentherewasnine to a shooting range?

[thentherewasnine]

I was gonna question who ate your vowels…But! You’ll take me to a shooting range so whatever <3

[tooemotionalhere]

I ate them myself.

Done. We will leave whenever sadie's ready

//it was intentional!!

[thentherewasnine]

Was it yummy?

Okie dokie (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

//I saw! Just thought it was funny the vowels were gone. Is he tipsy?

[tooemotionalhere]

Very.

//no the word was just icking me out 💀 but yeah lets just say he was tipsy

[thentherewasnine]

Oh! Keep an eye out for @theoneandonlyagentbriggs he stuffed Cassie’s cat!!

//ohh i see sorry!

[tooemotionalhere]

.....

A REAL CAT? STUFFED IT WITH WHAT? COTTON?

YALL ARE DERANGED

//nah its okay!!

[thentherewasnine]

Right?? I’m keeping The Cat in your room since you put the fancy lock on it.

[tooemotionalhere]

MY ROOM?

WHERE THE HELL AM I WHEN U DO THIS STUFF?

[thentherewasnine]

Yeah you have the cool password thingy on the door!

When you’re in Lia’s room and I get bored because you hog all of her time. o(｀ω´ )o

[tooemotionalhere]

How do you know the password- laurel stay away please

also no comments

[thentherewasnine]

I don’t know the password, I just ask @sloanetavish03 (*´∇｀*)

[tooemotionalhere]

my sign to install a manual lock