It's The Apocalypse–– Could We Not

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I do not look exactly like my father, but open me up and you will notice without a second look that his blood runs inside of me.

I act just like my father and I hate it   (via holtbekah)

[ofbanncr-blog]

enhiesto:

my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter

[wordsnquotes]

You’ve got a good heart I like that about you. You’re always in trouble and I like that too.

Clementine von Radics (via wordsnquotes)

[marci1900]

[evergreenwords]

I am a savage. Couldn’t you tell? I warned you I’m part heaven and equal parts hell.

s.z (I Am Not To Blame)

[arachnidfellow-archive-deactiva]

do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks

[cxmocxmmando]

obscenely domestic starter sentences

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞  ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

[thenxtrightthing]

Kane should be dead

Rules: Mark the ones you’ve done. Use your result as your post title. Please, repost and don’t reblog!

Tagged by: I stoles it

Tagging: @hexadxx @sablierternie

[ x ] consumed alcohol [ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex [ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex [ x ] kissed someone of the same sex [ x ] had sex [ x ] had someone in your room other than family [ x ] seen porn [ x ] bought porn [ x ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 10

[ x ] taken painkillers [ x ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [ x ] lied to your parents  [ x ] lied to a friend [ x ] snuck out of the house [ x ] done something illegal [ x ] felt hurt [ x ] hurt someone [ x ] wished someone to die [ x ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 10

[ x ] missed curfew [ x ] stayed out all night [ x ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [ x ] been to a therapist [ x ] received a ticket [    ] been to rehab [ x ] dyed your hair [ x ] been in an accident [ x ] been to a club [ x ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 9

[ x ] been to a wild party [ x ] been to a Mardi Gras parade [ x ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [    ] had a spring break in Florida [ x ] sniffed anything [ x ] wore black nail polish [ x ] wore arm bands [ x ] wore t-shirts with band names [    ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 7

[    ] dressed gothic [    ] dressed girly [ x ] dressed punk [ x ] dressed grunge [ x ] stole something [ x ] been too drunk to remember anything [ x ] blacked out [ x ] fainted [ x ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL: 7

[ x ] had a crush on a friend [ x ] been to a concert [ x ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped [ x ] been called a slut [ x ] called someone a slut. [ x ] installed speakers in a car [ x ] broken a mirror [ x ] showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house [ x ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush

TOTAL: 9

[  ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper [ x ] seen an R-rated movie [ x ] cruised the mall [ x ] skipped school [    ] had surgery [ x ] had an injury [ x ] gone to court [ x ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [ x ] caught something on fire. [ x ] lied about your age

TOTAL: 8

[ x ] owned/rented an apartment/house [ x ] broke the law in the police’s presence [ x ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [ x ] got in trouble with the police [ x ] talked to a stranger [ x ] hugged a stranger [ x ] kissed a stranger [ x ] rode in the car with a stranger [ x ] been harassed [ x ] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 10

[    ] met face-to-face with someone you met online [    ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [ x ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight [ x ] watched TV for 5 hours straight [ x ] been to a fair [ x ] been called a bad influence [ x ] drank and drove [ x ] prank-called someone [ x ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex [ x ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 8

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody] If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody] If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average] If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid] If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence] If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person] If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail] If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead] If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[saoirceronan-deactivated2018031]

strange love // halsey

[xpishacha]

FACTIONS & DESIRES

below are different groups and outcomes from various fandoms. bold the one your muse would probably be in/want if they live in that world! 
then tag some friends. PLEASE REPOST.

tagged by: @xpishacha

tagging: @hexadxx

GRYFFINDOR or RAVENCLAW or SLYTHERIN or HUFFLEPUFF 
TEAM CAP or TEAM IRON MAN 
ANGEL OR DEMON 
JEDI or SITH 
SURVIVORS or SAVIOURS or HILLTOP or KINGDOM 
LANNISTER or STARK or BARATHEON or TARGARYEN or GREYJOY 
or MARTELL or TYRELL 
TRIBUTE or VICTOR or CAPITOL 
DEATHEATER or ORDER or DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY 
ELF or DWARF or ORC or HUMAN 
SHADOWHUNTER or DOWNWORLDER or MUNDANE 
SHIELD or HYDRA 
MI6 or CIA or KGB or SAS or MOSSAD 
TIME LORD or DALEK or HUMAN or WEEPING ANGEL or CYBERMAN 
FIRE or WATER or EARTH or AIR 
DAUNTLESS or CANDOR or ABNEGATION or ERUDITE or AMITY 
JOCK or NERD or OUTCAST or PLASTIC 
JUSTICE LEAGUE or SUICIDE SQUAD 
WARRIOR or ROGUE or MAGE I would rather be executed | I would rather join the Night’s Watch 
I would join the Rebellion | I would join the Empire | I join the one that keeps me safe 
I train and fight with my Pokemon | I just travel and live with my Pokemon 
I would kill myself during the Games | I would kill to win the Games | I would hide 
I want the Iron Throne | I care who sits the Iron Throne | I care about the Realm 
I would throw the Ring into the fire | I would let the ring corrupt me 
I don’t think Muggle Studies is worth taking  | I would take Muggle Studies 
Safety is the most important thing | Freedom is the most important thing 
I only care about myself | I only care about my family/people | I care for everyone  
I would kill the people who persecute me/my kind | I would try to enlighten those people

[xpishacha]

tagged by: @irxnfxst

Repost and Bold what your muse can do.

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language |dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry |change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock

Tagging: @deathlesssavior @thenxtrightthing @thesheepthatcriedwxlf

[sadscent]

[laracroift]

[thenxtrightthing]

I will be on semi hiatus from today (6/2) till Friday (6/10) for vacation (technically been on hiatus since the beginning of this week but I wasn't expecting work to take up this much of my time) So I will see yall around here and there while Sammich @sablierternie and I run around universal studios and didney Worl.

[hexadxx-deactivated20170811]

≈ Eyes squints as he watch. He gives the tall leader a quick glance, but it was quick enough notice the look he was giving him. He wants HIM to follow? Pfft, this ginger must be out of his motherfucking mind….But alas, he’s forced to start moving. No thanks to the assholes who works for the guy.  Now, speaking of the asshole, he’s come right around and has the–once again, audacity to act all buddy-buddy. Nah, never mind. The moment fingers digs into his form into that firm grip, Rick grunts in annoyance. He’ll even do a little shrug to get the guy to lay off. 

There’s a dry chuckle, almost sardonic? “Who knows, maybe the buddies I make’ll team up with me and go against you.” The sarcasm is matched, well—-ALMOST.  “Though something tells me, you’d like that. Y’know a lil’ challenge. ‘M I right?”

[thenxtrightthing]

"You say that as if it hasn't been tried." This was In fact a game to him. Toying with the newcomers in such a way that is meant to mold an image of this place, how it runs. There is truth in it all but he plays it at a careless stance. One would think they are joking until it actually happens, "They only left a stain though."

A few loose chuckles came from his crew. The few that didn’t chuckle were the more serious of his bunch and likely present for the time that this ‘story’ took place. To one of these members in specific, he gestured to as they passed a hallway and they splintered off with two others, “But ya know, you already understand how our system works! Gotta fight your way to the top and to stay fuckin’ there.”

[hexadxx-deactivated20170811]

≈ He falls silent. Of course Kane isn’t going to believe him. Not in this situation, because he knows how Rick is. The REAL Rick. He doesn’t speak, perhaps it’s for the best for now. A moment of silence or something of such. The silence is broken when he hears Kane’s whisper. 

“You made a mistake…We all do.” Genuinity. You know, because Rick can’t act all high and mighty, he knows this. He needs to tell that to the anger, raging, grudge-holding side. 

[thenxtrightthing]

“How many times do I have to make ‘a mistake’ before it becomes a habit?” And now, he holds the stare out the window, incapable of addressing the features that may hold painful answers, "shit, with how long it's went..." He catches himself before carrying on. He doesn't want to admit how long he's been seeing her. Or how long he's used the drug. Surely Rick could guesstimate his own time frame based on the change of behavior. 

 The sad fact is, he recalls his fathers habits but doesn't relive or acknowledge that this wasn't his first rodeo in these parts. He'd done this before, but with other partners. It was another fact that he doesn't want to make known to Rick- but here they were. What they have isn’t the same as what Kanes had in the past, so it has him deeply questioning the why. If Rick had the warning, maybe they wouldn't be here, "I really fucked up again..."

[sablierternie]

Oh, she’s having none of his “professionalism” nonsense. The jokes? She expected them, but if he actually thought she was leaving he was under a terrible misapprehension. In fact, she moved a bit closer, going onto her tiptoes to get as close to eye level as she could with the mammoth of a man. Slim fingers curled in the fabric of his collar, her eyes narrowing at him. “Good jokes. Now, explain to me how you forgot to mention your boyfriend is a cop? You know I don’t care about who you’re with but to leave that detail out…” she let out a frustrated huff, “I don’t care how high we were, you’re a fool.”

She wants to smack him, to push him down and step on his throat, but she settles for glaring impressive daggers. As much as she hates to admit it, she’s still fond of him to a degree. Enough that she wants to keep toying with him. Or maybe it’s just spite. It’s hard for her to tell with the cloud of anger resting over her and telling her to age his cock into a pile of dust….

“I could do some horrible things to you right now,” her voice is lower now, and there’s a note of suggestion that comes with a cruel twist of soft red lips, “I bet you’d still like some of them.”

[thenxtrightthing]

“You didn’t ask, so I didn’t tell," he wasn't stranger to trying and leaning away from her grip and stare. The hand that wrapped around her wrist to try and gently pry away was apprehensive. Only after establishing it did she do that thing she does. Where her self confidence is envying and draws him in along with her choice of words that could be taken as domineering. He's held with silence at those words and looks at her with a slack jaw, but has to quickly remind himself.

       "I wouldn't doubt it, but I think I deserve a quick explanation on that freeze frame ya pulled." Not that what he did was worse when it comes to their type of people, but he needed some type of comeback. If not, then he feels he may get stuck in a little situation that played part in why he has the marbled face, "Because I won't lie, yes that was a pretty important detail I accidentally left out, but- what the fuck?"