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[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[vampirefabio]

the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.

[theo-needs-to-go]

WRONG you guys have seriously gotta lock in and get better at STEALING SCAMMING and SHARING, the three S's of getting shit 4 free literally all these things can be free if you and your friends get serious about being poor

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[omosecret]

i,,,,,,,want more omo friends,,,,aka like any at all

reblog if you

post omorashi (hell yeah)

post omocute (heck yeah)

post original omorashi content (how do you do it. i kneel at your piss throne)

JUST REALLY LIKE PISS (shit man same)

[decaffeinatedgalaxyprince]

last night teased my gf and pressed her full bladder until she came without permission, and when i felt it dripping on my leg i asked awww what happened sweetheart? and she whimpered 'i had an accident'. and my boner. has been throbbing ever since

[decaffeinatedgalaxyprince]

reverse omo ask game: pick a number and anonymously tell me your answer!

1) what's the weirdest place you've peed? 2) do you get desperate often? is it on purpose? 3) describe your most niche omo fantasy. 4) what's your favorite part of controlling someone's bladder? 5) what's your favorite part of being controlled? 6) describe the last pair of underwear you leaked in. 7) choose an outfit you'd like to see someone pee in. 8) what drink would you give someone who wanted to fill their bladder fast? 9) fantasy omo, sci-fi omo, cartoon omo, or realistic omo? 10) be honest, does that elf omo copypasta turn you on? 11) describe something pee related you'd like to do with a partner. 12) what do you find attractive in fict-omo characters? 13) favorite type of bondage for omo? 14) does tickling make you need to pee? 15) what kind of teasing makes your urge worse? e.g. running water, extra pressure, no squirming. 16) how would you describe what you like about omo to someone who doesn't have the kink, but it open minded? 17) how do you feel about wet clothes in general? do you like wetlook? 18) what pee related superpower would you want? 19) do you have an orgasm denial or chastity kink to go with your pee denial kink? do they blend together at all? 20) describe a location you'd like to see someone pee. 21) are you more obedient or more bratty when you're desperate? 22) do you like brat-taming in omo? 23) describe your bladder. big or small, strong or leaky? 24) if there were no issues or consequences for doing so, would you pee yourself in public? 25) have you ever held someone's dick (or otherwise) while they peed?

[omo-oh-no]

this would be fun!! ask away!

[theo-needs-to-go]

starting a hold, currently about half past five, gonna see if I can hold until midnight! anons and dms and all welcome :3 keen for challenges etc

[katrafiy]

Yeah so anyways, contrary to popular misconceptions and fear mongering spread by bigots, post op trans women's vaginas are amazing actually. 💛

[certifiedsexed]

ID: A screenshot from the Reddit post linked, with text reading:

"So I'm going to refute some of the more popular myths about trans women's vaginas by directly describing my own fully healed experience. (I had surgery several years ago using a fairly standard penile inversion technique that used some spare internal mucosa to supplement the vaginal lining. Recovery sucked, but it wasn't that bad.)

Yes, all the normal parts of vaginal anatomy are present. I have a vulva with clitoris and labia, a vagina, I can pee normally, etc etc etc.

No, I don't have visible scars. Some of us do, but they're usually not prominent, especially after a few years. Internally, thing must look quite normal too, since I've passed as cis during a pelvic exam with a speculum.

No, it's not an open wound and it won't heal shut if I don't dilate. It's not a piercing, it's a vagina. I don't dilate at all, and not only do I not lose depth, but I can take a fist if I want

No, I don't have to wash my vagina out. It has its own flora, so douching would generally be a great way to get an infection; luckily, it cleans itself. Yes, it smells and tastes normal.

Yes, I have totally normal sensation in my vagina, clitoris, g spot, etc. Yes, I can orgasm. Yes, I can self-lubricate. Yes, I have totally normal vaginal muscles (the vaginal canal transects the pelvic floor muscles, that's why you can grip and do kegels, though my pelvic floor is stronger than most through a lifetime of kegels).

No, I'm neither immune nor unusually prone to STIs, BV, yeast infections, or UTIs.

Yes, I can cis pass while having sex. No, I don't pre-disclose before casual sex, though I also tend to meet partners in trans-positive environments.

Yes, everything feels like it "should"; nothing feels out of place or misaligned, unlike before surgery, and really the only surprise was how unsurprising everything feels.

No, I don't miss my old equipment at all. I do enjoy wearing a strap on sometimes, but that's pretty common among wlw."

[papercranesandpride]

I'm a CNA. My job is 90% changing diapers or helping people pee. We see a lot of genitalia. And while I haven't had a trans woman patient yet, I once had a coworker tell me about the time she did, and she had absolutely no idea until the patient told her. And mind you, we work in nursing homes, so this was an old woman. Her surgery easily could have happened 30 or 40 years ago, before recent surgical techniques and innovations. And still, a woman who looks at vaginas and vulvas for 40 hours a week couldn't tell the difference. Anyone who tells you that trans women's vaginas are anything less than amazing is just lying.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

This woman’s face haunts me every time I notice myself do a white girl thing

[autisticiris]

Hey! Stop doing material analysis of societal biases! That’s oppression olympics!

Anyway, here’s a five paragraph essay on why men are actually oppressed, if you take this away from me you’re basically hitler.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

Forcelinux meme for your robotgirl besties is this anything

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

really? you don’t say