I am doing my best.

23. I love dogs, cats, food and music. Y'all. I am so gay. Also do not touch me. They/He.

[curvy-switch]

Im a slut for boys making small gasps, whimpers and poorly concealed moans.

[dykestrap-deactivated20250806]

if you don’t kiss her every inch on the way down to eat her out then wyd

[memeclassheroes]

[delightful-puppy]

You: *strapped to a table, gagged, helpless*

Me: *boops ur nose*

[godface]

Touching someone through their clothing until they cum in their underwear? Yes please.

[hellmonstercock]

posts about breeding are strap-inclusive and i will assuredly get off just as hard

[seashellronan]

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

[blueberry-boyfriends]

Imagine if I was wearing a big soft sweater and you call me over to sit in your lap, and right as you’re saying how cozy I look I lift up the hem to reveal I’m not wearing anything underneath, so you grab the fabric and pull me in tight and whisper in my ear, ordering me to grind on your thigh, so I’m whimpering and panting while you purr in my ear about how cute and comfy I look getting off like this and askfjskajd excuse me I need a moment

[plummy-loves]

Baby, there's a very easy way to get what you want. All you have to do is crawl into my lap and beg.

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[sorry-but-we-have-moved]

Alternative idea: it's not killing the mood at all

[headspace-hotel]

You’re right and I’m a fool

[disgustinggf]

"shut up or i'll hurt u" jokes on u bro i want that

[veganpussyy]

masturbates to the thought of you masturbating to me

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

One of my favorite parts about sex is when they whimper “I’m so close”. I know you are baby. That’s why I’m gonna stop touching you for a little bit. It looks like we’re going to have to restart so I can hear you whine for me again. Tell me how much you love my tongue on you. That I know exactly how to hit the right spots that drive your body crazy. How I make you feel so good. I know you love being edged and I can’t help but keep you right there for hours. It’s just that the desperate sounds that you make when you’re being fucked are my favorite songs and I’m trying to listen to them on repeat.

[phallicshaped]

Power move: humping and grinding a boy’s butt in the doggy style position without a strap-on to assert your dominance.

yes?? yes????? hello???

[entjs-deactivated20210414]

If we’re mutuals we’re comrades and I wish destruction on your enemies

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[areyoumygoodgirl]

So who wants to come sit on my lap and hump my thigh like a desperate slut while I suck on your neck and tell you how pretty you are??