Patron Saint of Mediocrity

🌼 tori 🌼 mommy & future wife. i'm just a glamour toad trying to make it~ tags: 🔸personal🔸eisley🔸gpoy🔸

[theoddmom]

#internetstranger #socialdistancing https://www.instagram.com/p/B-IDJ6GlFxX/?igshid=1qgxbuqa4d1bd

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[poorbilly]

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Watch Fox News

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When you wanna be on tumblr but you don't want any spoilers for your tv episodes lol

[theoddmom]

I'm having to wait for OITNB so I might be ghost

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my grave

[internetcultleader]

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

[theoddmom]

I swear I get 10 new followers every day, but they're all weird ass porn blogs.... idgi????

[theoddmom]

Eisley seems to be suffering from a rare disorder called "instruction-induced deafness"

[theoddmom]

😤😤😤

I don’t know which one of my neighbors thinks it’s ok to use a damn leaf blower at 10:30pm but they must wanna die or somethin

[theoddmom]

The best compliment EVER... ✨🌟✨

Today, Hunter's counselor stopped us on the way out to say: "Ya know, I was SO amazed when I heard Eisley naming all the different letters from the poster the other day. I left & immediately bought some alphabet flash cards for my daughter because she's 4 and knows the ABC song, but even at her age, she can't identify her letters!" I swear, Eis is like hyperintelligent & it's almost freaky how much knowledge she retains 😵 I'm one INCREDIBLY proud mama bear! 💗💋

[monkeearmada]

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haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

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being alive is very………..Not Easy

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Gabrielle Union – Age 42

Sanaa Lathan - Age 44

Nia Long - Age 44

Angela Bassett – Age 57

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Goals.

[theoddmom]

Angela Bassett is immortal, I've BEEN tellin yall...