Wh-
Where am I
My pta meeting! What are you doing here?
[He steps back, dazed]
Whoops, I must’ve stumbled into the wrong place...
It’s alright. We don’t usually have fathers come into our meetings, but you’re free to join us. We have food
Ooh, food sounds nice. I’m pretty hungry.
Of course. One of the mothers brought some lemon squares and another brought brownies, so go ahead and take what you want, handsome
Oh, don’t mind if I do..!
[He picks up on the last comment, raising his eyebrows slightly. He picks up a brownie with his mouth, struggling to eat it without hands but managing eventually]
(She watches and smirks at him) anyways.. we were discussing what to do about the parents who are trying to send their kids to school unvaccinated.. Do you have any ideas? (She looked to Theodore)
[His mouth full- he hums, then swallows.] What’s “unvaccinated” mean? I don’t think I’ve heard that term before...
I wish that I could be you right now, but.. unvaccinated basically means that kids aren’t being given the shots they need to prevent diseases.. (one of the moms spoke up against her, but busybody kept her eyes on Theodore) it’s ridiculous to NOT vaccinate your kids if you ask me. It’s selfish. People will vaccinate their dogs before their kids!
Woah, such a thing exists? Since when? ... Last I remember it was sometime in the 1200’s. And why aren’t people vaccinating their kids? I know I would if this sort of medicine existed back in my time!
Yes it does exist now, but I’m not surprised you don’t know. There was a guy in my town who had no clue what they were when he came to town, but of course the moment he found out he helped to ensure the kids got all of theirs! (She huffed) and thank you! It’s selfish not to vaccinate your children. (She looked towards one of the women in the meeting) isn’t that right, Susan? (The mentioned woman backed down in her chair) anyways, where are you from? (She was looking at theodore again)
Oh nice! Interesting how much things developed while I was.. dead for a while?
And you’re absolutely right, back when we didn’t have this sort of stuff, we’d just have to accept we weren’t gonna survive through it. It really sucked... this could prevent that sort of thing, so why refuse it?? I definitely would’ve let my daughter have it if I could’ve.
Hm, where I’m from...? I can’t really remember... It’s a blurred memory. I couldn’t even remember my name or anything about myself until I was informed, actually.
Hmm yes it is interesting! Lazytown has been expanding a decent bit recently, and we just got a Starbucks!
And I can understand that. I don’t see how any reasonable parent could pass up the opportunity to vaccinate their children.. it’s just so selfish not to!
And that must feel terrible! You must have hit your head or something and forgotten everything.. back when this happened to someone in my town, reminding him of things from his life helped. Do you know of anyone else who remembers who you were?
Lazytown, huh? Is that a part of this so-called “Officialverse”? And what’s a “Starbucks”?
Ah yeah I agree with that. Though, I haven’t seen my wife or daughter in... quite a while. I hope they’re okay.
And yes, I do, but he’s all the way back in Limbo, where i was trapped for quite a while. His name’s Baphomet. He reminded me of my name, family, when I died and who killed me, so.... I guess that’s useful to know?
What do you mean? Lazytown is part of the 7 towns of our world, what do you mean the “Officialverse”? Has the president made another town? Officialverse sure is a strange name for it..
And I’m sure they are... your hometown must have a hero too, right? Most towns have one, I believe. They would be safe with a hero in town
And that does sound useful.. but seeing as how you aren’t trapped there anymore, I guess that means you can’t talk to him anymore about it..?
Aren’t we in the Officialverse right now? At least, that’s what others have been telling me. Unless I’m being messed with or something, I dunno
Maybe it does? I don’t remember much about my hometown. I guess that leads back to the topic of Baphomet, who seemed to know everything about me. And, unfortunately, I can’t go back to Limbo. I don’t even know if dying again would work since I defeated Lucifer, but.. [He shrugged] I wouldn’t wanna go back, either way.












