Les fleurs du mal

Theodore Victor Baudelaire. French. 26. Portland, OR.

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Send 1 of these symbols, and my muse has to answer . . .

🌑 - What is their greatest fear?

🌒 - If they could kill one person, who would it be (if anyone)?

🌓 - What was their last dream about?

🌔 - Who or what do they think about when they can’t sleep?

🌕 - Who makes them laugh the most?

🌖 - Are they happy? If not, what would make them happy?

🌗 - Who is their ideal romantic partner (this can be a specific person or a few traits)?

🌘 - How many meals do they usually eat a day?

🌙 - Do they sleep enough?

☀ - Are they a day person or a night person?

[books-n-quotes]

“You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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heknewhimself:

“ I have seen so many sites like that, even tried one or two myself not that I ever stayed on them long, it’s the way the world works these days.” He replied looking at the other.

Ahh, so sad what the world has become. What happened to just going out, grabbing a drink and seducing some girls old-school style?

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ivyhcyes:

  “Thank you,” Ivy politely smiled. “I don’t use it, never have and I have no intentions on planning to do so in the future. I just don’t like the whole let’s-choose-our-date-like-we’re-choosing-Ikea-furniture thing about it.”

I couldn't agree more, ma chère.

I didn't catch your name, did I?

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gillian-march:

“Do people actually use Tinder for dating purposes?” Gillian snorted, rolling her eyes. “That shit is for finding fuckbuddies or one night stands.”

To be honest, I’m not the right person to ask. I don’t use these kind of applications since I don*t need them. You don’t look like you would, either.

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 ivyhcyes:

“You mean Tinder? Yeah, it’s awful, probably the worst invention ever if you ask me.”

I knew someone was finally going to agree with me.. but who knew that person was going to be so beautiful. It isn't like you would need an application like that anyways, no?

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ABOUT

THEODORE V. BAUDELAIRE looks a lot like DOUGLAS BOOTH. HE is 26 years old and works as an artist. Currently they reside in PEARL DISTRICT. They are CHARMING and KIND but can also be MANIPULATIVE and VAIN.

Theodore and his sister were born to one of the most prestigious and wealthy families in France. They grew up mostly in France, before their parents marriage started crumbling and their mother married an American. Theo still hasn’t truly forgiven his parents for their horrible divorce, something that, even though he would never admit it, still haunts him to this day.

After getting access to his inheritance on his 21st birthday, Theo did what any guy that age and with that amount of money would do. He went out of “contrôle”, as the French would say it. Making headlines as France’s vicious party boy in various European tabloids didn’t help his rocky relationship with his family. That Theo was a disgrace to the Baudelaires, this was one of the few things all of them could agree on. 

Getting shipped off to Ivy League boarding schools already as a kid made Theo realize early how privileged he is, something he doesn't like to brag about. Only few people here in America know about his status back home. The total opposite to when it comes to his looks - because he knows they*re working. He is definitely a ladies man, sweet-talking is his best and oldest trick in the book.

Now, five years later, he’s calmed down, but by not following his parents predestined career options for him, and choosing to become an artist instead, his family tends not to take him seriously. He is determined to prove them wrong, but the only thing getting in his way is himself. 

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daytonxsinclaire:

Dayton’s brows knitted together as he listened to the other. “Have you never been on a dating app before?” He asked as curiosity got the best of him. “What’s the saying plenty of fish in the sea, why stick to one woman all your life?”

No, in fact, I haven't. My fliphone unfortunately doesn't offer that service. Also, man, I couldn't agree more, but where's the fun in doing it over a phone? It feels like technology just takes away the thrill of.. everything.

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Yesterday someone showed me a dating app where you can search through potential dating partners like you were looking for a new fridge. And they say chivalry is dead!

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