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[theofficialmalewife]

Jungkook, holding a pot of coffee with a cereal bowl: what if instead of milk in my cereal, I put in coffee.

Namjoon, walking past him and taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn't

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Namjoon: what a beautiful flower

Jungkook: yeah, it would be a shame if I ate it

Namjoon, sighing heavily: it would

[theofficialmalewife]

Jungkook: I do what I want and NO ONE can stop me!

Suga: Im calling Jin.

Jungkook: No wait—

[theofficialmalewife]

Logan, looking at the popcorn: best by 1983-

Remus: *inhales all the popcorn*

Remus: tastes like log

Logan:

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Patton: Did you win?

Roman: uh yeah! I totally didn't lose your penny or anything - uh *cracklcrackle* I'm going through a tunnel bye!

Patton:..Roman has a tunnel in his room?

[theofficialmalewife]

Villain Deku: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Cannon Deku: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY UNIVERSE!!!

[theofficialmalewife]

Jungkook: I found a snake in the backyard

J-hope:

J-hope: Why are you telling me this?

Jungkook: Because i let it inside

J-hope:...WHAT?!

[theofficialmalewife]

I remember back when i was using Quotev i had a mha au where all the deku au's lived together like there wasn't rlly a plot but i made a BUNCH of incorrect quotes lmao

[theofficialmalewife]

Suga: *trying to play guitar*

Jungkook: *laughing his ass off*

J-hope, looking at V then back at suga: he just sneezed

Suga: Don't steal the show you little shit 😡

[theofficialmalewife]

*V & Jungkook are tied up*

Suga: *untying V*

Jungkook: *casually gets up*

Suga: YOU WERE UNTIED THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Jungkook: what? I got lazy

[theofficialmalewife]

Virgil: Hey Janus, Remus isn't wearing a seat belt

Janus: That son of a bitch

[theofficialmalewife]

Remus: welcome to safety corner i made raw egg salad sandwiches

Logan: that..that's not safe

[theofficialmalewife]

Remus: i wish i never gave birth to you!

Virgil: You didn't even 'give birth' to me!

Remus: i just like to take the credit

Virgil:

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Remus: *spinning in a chair*

Remus: Well hello boys I've been-

*rolls off*

*comes back*

Remus: no one saw that

[theofficialmalewife]

Uraraka: I watched this when i was younger and cried

Izuku: when i was younger i...cried

[theofficialmalewife]

Logan: Go home *sprays water*

Remus: Why'd you hurt me?

Logan: Get off my property

Remus: Isn't this Thomas' property?

[theofficialmalewife]

Apple Jack: Pinkamena Diane Pie stole 21,000,000 bits from me, on a Tuesday.