Malewife

||Any pronouns|🇨🇦|🩷💜💙/ 🩷🤍💜🖤💙|20yrs||

[theofficialmalewife]

Till: Ivan what did you do?

Ivan: uwu

Till:

Till: DONT FUCKING 'uwu' ME, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

[theofficialmalewife]

[theofficialmalewife]

My two new oc's :3

Give me headcannons for them perhaps(?)

Some facts i already have;

Felix: 26, vampire, business worker, HATES tomatoes with a burning passion, half cuban.

Ariel (Ar-ree-el): 24, Dragon, Mailman (specifically for office/corporate buildings), French-Canadian, has eaten aquarium gravel before.

[theofficialmalewife]

[theofficialmalewife]

*patton and roman knocking on janus' door*

Janus, opening his door: Oh, hey guys what's going on?

Patton: Janus! We need you're help finding Virgil

Janus:

Janus: I would love if you guys would just call first

[theofficialmalewife]

"Jock ivan and emo till in pony Town?!" Yessir

[theofficialmalewife]

Ivan art drop from the past two weeks <3

(Ofc it's HIM that's making me improve in my shading fck sakes)

[theofficialmalewife]

Remus: if i don't get a 10/10 I'm coming to your house and moving everything at a 90° degree angle

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"Top" this "bottom" that..but have we considered switches

[theofficialmalewife]

Ivan: 🥺

Till: What the fuck is 🥺

Till: Use your words, I don't speak bottom

[theofficialmalewife]

[theofficialmalewife]

Ivan art since it's his birthday today 😋

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Some ivan reaction images lmao

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[theofficialmalewife]

Remus, sticking a plastic fork into a socket: Why can't I die?

Janus: Try using metal dipshit.

Remus: Oh look at me, the millionaire who can afford metal cutlery.