Ummmmm

Ummmm

[sealdev]

Thanks for watching the sunset with me. Now let's go to sleep.

[thirdpunch]

“Go to SlotsLights.com. Win real money” - Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[maureen2musings]

One of the craziest things I’ve ever photographed! Maui, Hawaii

ericrubens

[catcrumb]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: (atg a t t c at) t' a ac. 't a ct gt

Closest match: Ovis aries breed Hu sheep isolate HU3095-Father chromosome 8 Common name: Sheep

(image source)

[salmon-n-hazel]

Dandelions

[marinella-ela]

[photozoi]

Site Supervisor

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[danielita9]

What ive been smoking on

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[avianhasnodignity]

get verbed nounboy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

[laughterkey]

[curiooftheheart]

He is

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[thunderstruck9]

Peter Newcombe (British, 1943), White Dead Nettles, 1984. Oil on board, 26.5 x 24.3 cm.