disaster cryptid

theo, he/him, SF.  chaotic bi.  mostly rock climbing + bad pop culture takes

[lessthansix]

[valtsv]

am a big fan of the relationship dynamic that is "scary powerful lady falls in love with total himbo because he's too dumb to be intimidated by her but drinks enough respect women juice on the regular to be very impressed by and genuinely supportive of everything she does"

[ladyshinga]

[nbcthegoodplace]

Not a lady, but we understand the vibe. 

[femcassidy]

cowgirls when a feller is tellin you over and over that he just wants one last heist but that big ol heist never seems to come... that is a red flag and you yeehaw on outta there

[femcassidy]

folks lemme tell you a little western wisdom i aint ever heard said before.. just because a man shoots your daddy dont mean you gotta join his gang

[femcassidy]

cowpokes you heard it from me. there will come a day when youre hushed up in some saloon six whiskeys in thinkin thats it for the night when this joke with a stink eye walks in lookin for a fight. and if your man there, the one who shot your pa, instead of telling him to back off.. he starts calling bets? that is a red flag so glaring he is wearing it round his neck. steal his horse

[femcassidy]

and ladies you might be thinking well my daddy was an outlaw and a thief. some things is just destined, like how the sun rises in the east. i aint ever made an honest penny in my life, so this cowboy with the shining boots and death-white horse seems like my best bet. well you listen here.. and one day when youre all alone looking out over wyoming as the night cools round you while the fire dies, maybe youll believe. there are other men who can teach you how to shoot a gun

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats

[northern-caledonia]

“And if beauty is terror,” said Julian, “then what is desire? We think we have many desires, but in fact we have only one. What is it?” “To live,” said Camilla. “To live forever,” said Bunny, chin cupped in palm.”

Donna Tartt, The Secret History 

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[blackcherryblood]

I just absolutely GALAXY BRAINED and none of you can handle it.

[pizza-rina]

[fatpikachupics]

hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

[dugaden]

[hufflefluffles]

new bi alignment chart

[alexander]

okay me but in 2017

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[wizardysseus]

i’m a simple bisexual. i see a pretty person, i [aggrieved noise]

[kibumkim]

how every post on here about weather goes

southerner: 50 is cold

northerner: no its not

person from california: im from california

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

david fincher be like yes i made a movie no i will not light it properly i don’t want you to see it. i’m shy.

[pawpriints]

this seemed funnier than it is in the middle of the night

[wolverineburger]