nothing up my sleeve.

hi! i'm john and i'm old. i love magic and have a thousand years' worth of experience with special effects. i'm pretty cool, so watch out! ((semi-indi alpha john (don't ask))) ((marked for nsfw)) ((under heavy construction))

[theoldazzlerazzle]

aerospaceghoul started following you

midfrightsengineer started following you

abba-o-lantern started following you

pressure sure is on! oh boy. i'm johnathan and this is my blog? i haven't really nailed down interesting greeters yet so i hope this is alright.

[filmreelz-blog]

GOOD

[theoldazzlerazzle]

mhm.

[filmreelz-blog]

good

[theoldazzlerazzle]

good.

[filmreelz-blog]

maybe you should make it happen more often xoxoxo

[theoldazzlerazzle]

maybe i WILL.

[theoldazzlerazzle]

i like it when you say my name all caps-y. ;o

[filmreelz-blog]

last time i try to be helpful being a director SUCKS

yeah  see you xoxoxo

[theoldazzlerazzle]

pff i says!

be there soon. (: xoxo

[filmreelz-blog]

yeah its just you know when your tech guy is an alien lightning rod it sometimes causes issues

all i wanted was to feed him and now i cant feel my face

ill definitely be home before you xx

[theoldazzlerazzle]

right right.

well. serves you right, i guess!

see you there, then! *:

[filmreelz-blog]

ive stepped out briefly to prevent a short circuit but ill be back soon too xx

[theoldazzlerazzle]

oh? everything okay?

i'm a ways out, you'll probably be home before me.

[theoldazzlerazzle]

i'm on my way home finally.

[turntechgodhead-blog]

whoa there dude

first i was in egberts washington version of hogwarts then im thrown through the loop of no son this is a show this asshole is getting on stage for you this was not what i signed up for theres got to be a refund for my money

[theoldazzlerazzle]

WAIT. crap. that makes it sound really bad.

no no no no no!! i'm a magician! a professional one. i do shows in vegas and i do special effects for movies and stuff!

[turntechgodhead-blog]

i must have missed the letter but im stoked as shit to be here

[theoldazzlerazzle]

good. i tend to put on one hell of a show. typically not on the internet, but hopefully my stage presence can rub off on my online presence.

[filmreelz-blog]

i figure people are gonna find whatever they want whether my password is dicks1234 or a string of randomass binary as long as my arm or anything else

why bother with a false sense of security when you can pretend you dont give a fuck thats what i always say

ive dutifully run everything through the dishwasher and wiped down any and all surfaces john trust me youre fine it was ONE TIME john

pyrotechnics fuck you better show me this trick i swear to god ok cool ill be around and undoubtedly awake xx

[theoldazzlerazzle]

WELL. still. shut up. it keeps you out so ha.

yes it was one time but any instance of anaphylactic shock is MORE than enough for me, thank you. but ! i do appreciate it. so thank you.

and we'll see! hopefully i'll have it perfected in a not-so-showy form that i can perform it in the house.

good. expect lots of attention.

[theoldazzlerazzle]

turntechgodhead started following you

you have entered the magical world of johnathan egbert. please enjoy your stay!

[filmreelz-blog]

i just use the same password for everything tbh and its the same one ive used since i was like fifteen so

not much got coerced into watching anime and i got to have a peanut butter sandwich without having to be borderline sterile about it so that was cool

did you perfect your trick yet B*

[theoldazzlerazzle]

i don't like to do that. i get wary of people finding out my stuff. my tricks, david. ): no one must know.

well that sounds nice. without sounding like an overprotective mom because it's ME i'm talking about clean up really good, okay? one hospital trip in a month is enough.

almost!! i'm still at the warehouse right now, just getting the pyrotechnics down. i should be home tonight though. (:

[filmreelz-blog]

jonathan youve had a blog for like three goddamn days how do you even manage to be a nerd of such massive proportions i am literally amazed right now

my jaw is on the floor becoming one with the hardwood welcome back to the internet magical man xoxo

[theoldazzlerazzle]

exactly! i can't be expected to remember a password i've only had for three days! do you know how many passwords i have. a lot. a very many lot. okay? jeez.

also! hello. *: what'd i miss.

[theoldazzlerazzle]

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thank you! i'm here all week. try the veal.

[theoldazzlerazzle]

i'd like to say the hunt for the password to this blog thing was very theatrical and gaudy and showy and involved doves flying out of places and some kind of hat and a floating lady but in actuality it was on a slip of paper in my coat pocket and i forgot about it.