i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock
If a robot killed a capitalist on Mars would that be fucked up or what
it’d be fantastic
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i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock
If a robot killed a capitalist on Mars would that be fucked up or what
it’d be fantastic
I just watched some guys in my homeroom completely ignore the national anthem and pledge of allegiance to watch Drake & Josh on one of their phones
The America I know
direct action
me: looks at a horse the wrong way
horse: Oh Fuck! *breaks all its legs*
horse keeping blogs are reblogging this in agreement and thats probably funnier than the actual post
genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first
me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal
genie: that’s a pretty cool wish you still have 3 that one was on me
why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar
You know why
Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt
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me: *literally says anything*
therapist: can you…. give me an example?
me, someone who has memory problems:
Gran Fury, All people with AIDS are innocent,1989
khfgjfshgs any1 remember those pics of leonard nimoy circa….lets say ‘69-’75 all i know is he’s wearing this bangin like dark red turtleneck and he’s got a cake shaped like bilbo baggins house my bran’s telling me mardi gras beads are involved in some way please respond
please i desperately need these images
you rang?
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everything’s fine we got em everyone go back to their weird holidays and such
my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield