My brain sicked up this blog

Laura, 23, UK. This blog is a mess and so am I.

[robotslenderman]

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[fallingprincess]

next week being christmas feels fake but okay

[eufonius]

[teaboot]

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

[teaboot]

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

[anxietyproblem]

[relishboi]

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

[relishboi]

this picture literally is divine influence

[hminteresting]

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

[relishboi]

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[volkqueen]

[qillermeme]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[willkill4pudding]

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[mossquest-deactivated20210829]

my theory is that ppl my age are like this because we were unintentionally brainwashed by the windows media player visualisations.don’t know with what. but it had an effect

[finishercar]

PLEASE for the love of god read this

[rabidchild]

The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.

[dissemblist-deactivated20251011]

The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…

[evilnicegirl]

this is like a clockwork orange but a girl

[tsundereslasher]

M/A Parallels: 4x05/5x08

[funnytwittertweets]

[ikeamalmdressers]

[guerrillatech]

[raygender]

@pangur-and-grim

[tikkety-tok]

[clear-page-deactivated20201125]

"Sorry sunshine"

[gaysemiotics]

Wow fucking IMAGINE if American politicians handled bullshit anti science believers that swiftly

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo