Ariel Guiseppi;

@theoneandonlyariel: you can tell from the bay where I'm getting money every day. Daddy's Girl Ex-cheerleading Captain Voted Most Likely to be a Millionaire... Oh wait, I already am.

[nctaliahq-blog]

I mean technically just living kills your body, but I don’t see you calling life disgusting. I’m gonna die no matter what, so if I want to smoke, I’m gonna fucking smoke.

[theoneandonlyariel]

That's what I just said, isn't it? Defensive much.

[nctaliahq-blog]

Speak for yourself. Believe it or not some of us actually get enjoyment out of some cheap tobacco.

[theoneandonlyariel]

"No, they're disgusting for everyone and make your lungs black and rotten, but, hey, you can kill your body however you want."

[viitesse-deactivated20160407]

Oh I’m not the first PA that pass, and they all warned me.

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Sounds like a real problem."

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Yeah, I've been here for a few weeks now, but every time I try to leave I just... can't, I dunno."

[jfcrees]

"You’d think after serving up burgers all day I’d be sick of them, but I could probably eat one the size of my head right now. With a milkshake. Possibly fries."

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Me too. But I'm thinking more of a steak with fries and a mudslide."

[sasukehavoc-deactivated20160219]

"Oh, seems like someone got their head stuck in an air vent today—and here I was thinkin’ this new junior class was smart."

[sasukehavoc-deactivated20160219]

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Did you call the fire department or something to get him unstuck?"

[thecreeps-rp-deactivated2014120]

"It’s not even Christmas, but I’m ready for boxing day. I need those 80% off sales like yesterday."

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Sales? I don't bother with those. Too much work."

[dtf-spence-deactivated20180525]

So my name is Blake, i’m pretty new around here.

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Oh, we have something in common - I'm pretty new too!"

[viitesse-deactivated20160407]

"Maybe i should change my job. She keeps asking me for tea, then she says she doesn’t like that." he sights.

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Maybe you suck at making tea."

[nctaliahq-blog]

Some bitch just ripped my cigarette out of my hands and stomped it out, yelling about how I was killing the trees or some shit. I swear, if we weren’t in public I would have lit her up and smoked her before stamping her out just to let her see how my cigarette felt.

[theoneandonlyariel]

"But cigarettes are disgusting."

[welcometobayside-deactivated201]

"Excuse me, I’d hate to bother you, but have you seen a Labrador retriever running around here? He’s got this pink collar, and answers to like, any name that is also a dessert. I may have… accidentally misplaced him.” And she was starting to get really worried.

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Uh, actually yeah. He came over and sniffed me a bit and then ran off that way." She pointed down the road. 

[islandofexeshq]

It’s actually kind of sad how many episodes of Law & Order SVU I have watched today. This is exactly why I should not be allowed to have days off

[theoneandonlyariel]

"Don't feel bad. The only thing I've done this weekend is playing The Sims 4."