[atuans]

i’m bisexual and stupid. that’s all i am. god looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron” then released me into the world.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettt420]

excuse me

[silverjirachi]

if the men find out we can

Shape Shift

they’re going to tell the church

[rosehatesmoths]

someone: why are you tired all the time

me: *Buzzfeed UNSOLVED voice* Let’s take a look at the theories 

[thefemininevoid]

when you go to a party with your friends but you have a breakdown and the only person who comforts you is a random drunk girl

[danger]

[ruinedchildhood]

[piratedllama]

½ of my personality is made of john mulaney stand up

[falseknees]

This one goes out to my Patreon supporters who are responsible for me doing two comics per week! Thank you thank you! Link to Patreon in this whooooole sentence.

[catsuggest]

mood

[thief-puppy21]

Happy couples don’t ruin TV shows. Writers who have no idea how to write for happy couples do.

HAPPY COUPLES DON’T RUIN TV SHOWS. WRITERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE FOR HAPPY COUPLES DO.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[buccky]

current goals: say “cool cool cool cool cool” as fast as andy samberg

[ryebreadgf]

this level of drama is gay

[mcavoy]

oh my god

[brooklyn99]

[vialjarhorn]

Sun Cat. 7 x 5 inches, oil on hardboard.