The ocean burned.

Kimberley, Australian. I’m just killing time until I finally abandon society and go live in the woods.

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[littledeviantsworld-deactivated]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[chessys]

i wish i could be the person i want to be but im too tired

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[shutupmerlin]

Having a bad week? Have you tried smooching a cat a bunch??

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[shutupmerlin]

Officially at the stage of this super fun and sexy mental crash out I’m having that I’m scrolling Etsy Witch listings as a potential solution

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[livelovelaugh-777]

[shutupmerlin]

I’m crying I submitted the weirdest possible photos of Sonty to the RSPCA Pet Of The Year Awards and everyone he’s competing against has super normal cute pics 😂 SORRY SON!!!!

[shutupmerlin]

I know my old cat sent me my new cat because this is the exact little grin Sriracha used to give me when he was waiting for tummy rubs I’m gonna cry

[shutupmerlin]

Like are you gonna sit there and tell me that’s not the same singular brain cell being used rn???

[shutupmerlin]

I know my old cat sent me my new cat because this is the exact little grin Sriracha used to give me when he was waiting for tummy rubs I’m gonna cry

[draconym]

when I die Anubis is gonna be so impressed with how heavy my heart is. he's gonna ask me if I work out

[lamignonette]