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what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence

callmebliss

And there was only one corner table…!

chocolate-milk-guy

oh my god there was only one corner table…

bigmammallama5

crunchingtiger-deactivated20260

No but deadass they would just share a booth as the two loner kids in a crowd. They would vibe SO HARD I never thought of this but they would absolutely love each other and say like 10 words to each other

charlesoberonn

#aragorn #the witcher #cackling

glumshoe

Jabbas, rated

There are many Jabbas in this world, but not all Jabbas are created equal. Some Jabbas are better than others. Some… are worse.

Jim Henson Puppet Jabba

This is it. The original flavor. The Ur Jabba. The definitive Jabba from which all other Jabbas are derived. You can fit so many fucking dudes inside this puppet, it’s wild. There are like four guys inside him making his body wiggle, it’s like a frat party. Very impressive. Despite the production quality and the effort of the puppeteers, I don’t find him to be a very believable alien design because… is he a vertebrate? He’s built like a vertebrate, but his entire lower body and tail sit at a 90 degree angle. I worry about his sacroiliac. 9/10

Forbidden Jabba: The Wonderful Human Being

Northern Irish actor Declan Mulholland is the actual Original Jabba. This scene was shot but cut from final release when the stop-motion intended to replace Declan didn’t work out, and he was a very different character. I love that he looks like a Star Trek guest character portraying Friar Tuck in a low-budget costume someone fished out of a bin. Sadly, the forbidden nature of his existence is the only interesting thing about him. 2/10 for design, personality, and execution, bumpted up to 5/10 by virtue of being Forbidden.

1997 Restored CGI Jabba

Oh god. What can I say about this Jabba? A picture says a thousand words. In 1997, George Lucas re-released A New Hope with some infamous changes, including the restored original scene with Jabba, replacing dear old Declan with… with this. A shambling, poorly-textured, deflated husk of a slug that clipped through the scene and wore an expression of heartbroken terror. Don’t you just love him? I adore this Jabba. This Jabba is a monument to man’s hubris, a portent of doom and the folly of he who reaches further than his grasp. You look at him and you are filled with pity and a desire to protect him from the man who thought he was fit to be released into the world. Oh, right in my pathos! This Jabba is my beloved ward, and I will hear no ill of him. Look at him. He was never meant to be removed from the depths of the sea.. he’s wilting… he needs help, and love, and a synthetic exoskeleton that will keep him from caving in upon himself and crushing his own organs. He’s like a mildewed paper bag that you could put your foot through. Please don’t hurt him. 10/10

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hello!!!! i have a question about that sun 120db scream : do you know what causes this scream? like i know its explosion but like why is there noise? i guessing im asking why explosions cause noise. i apologize it is late and i am not feeling healthy :( have a good day and thank the vacuum for silencing that screaming sun!!

Wwwow I wrote a giant long thing here but Tumblr just straight up deleted it I guess, maybe I’ll rework it later :/

Probably not, though

bunjywunjy

OK, I guess I’m going to talk about it anyway. TUMBLR CAN’T KEEP ME FROM DISPENSING MAD SPACE KNOWLEDGE.

Explosions make noises because an explosion is basically just a ball of superheated gas that expands rapidly outwards, forcing the air around it out of the way and creating a shock wave that we perceive both as a noise and a physical force. Yay!

And the Sun itself is one huge explosion (more or less), but one trapped inside an eternal Double-Mobius Reacharound horrorloop of constantly erupting outwards only to be crushed back in on itself by the awesome and completely inescapable force of its own gravity. The Sun will remain in this eternal cycle of just constantly fucking exploding all over the place forever until it runs out of fuel in a few billion years. Yay!!

But in the meantime, because the Sun is literally just a gigantic ongoing explosion on an incomprehensible scale, it’s constantly generating a monstrous shockwave composed of charged particles and radiation that bombards our whole solar system. Most of the shockwave that heads for us is deflected by Earth’s magnetic field, for which we should be very grateful. We call this shockwave Solar Wind, and it’s what causes the northern and southern lights that are so pretty in our skies! Yay!!!

But remember that the Sun isn’t just exploding at us, it’s exploding at literally everything else, too. Part of this Sun-shockwave actually spreads out ahead of our solar system itself as the Sun drags us along on our journey through our spiral arm of the Milky Way. (Yes, we’re constantly on the move! our entire solar system is caravanning through interstellar space at around 514,000 mph on a circular track around the galactic core! You’re moving faster than you can comprehend, right now, and you didn’t even know it. You’re welcome.) This is actually a very good thing, as the part of the shockwave that spreads out ahead of our solar system forms what’s called a Bow Shock. Our Bow Shock acts like a protective umbrella, deflecting oncoming and extremely lethal radiation from dying stars, gamma ray bursts, and black holes as we travel through the depths of interstellar space. THANK GOODNESS.

Hopefully now you know more than you did before, but let’s take a moment to really appreciate the endless howling nightmare of space, and the intricate systems of the Earth and Sun that guard us from it. 🌞

alovelyocean

I love how cheerful this post is even as it pins me to the wall with a deep seated existential terror.

#space #this is terrifying #no wonder I get headaches

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rootbeergoddess

I would die for Zelda

#caaats

fullcravings

Naked Dark Chocolate Cake with Cream Cheese

#food porn #want

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#caaats #sparkly

bunniope

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

ginger-ale-official

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

bunniope

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale