Maksim

"with every mistake, we must surely be learning." 17, Linebacker 🏈

[theonlyrussianjock]

"Wanna know how it feels to get 6 stitches on your head?"

—Maksim Ivanov

17 years old, that one Russian freak who plays as the Linebacker. Homosexual.

"TED THOMPSON'S NUMBER ONE FAN!! HELL YEAHHHHH"

[Profile/Biography]

[Relationship charts]

[Habits]

Bouncing his leg when nervous

Spacing out randomly

Being touchy

Isolating himself when he feels guilty

[Talents]

Playing violin

Drawing

Cooking

American Football

[Likes]

Being around his team

Watching the paint dry

Beating people he finds annoying up

Brag about how fast he runs

Being comforted by Ted

[Dislikes]

Nerds

Being messy

Getting caught crying

His father

The sight of Vodka

Ooc: I'm okay with anything but remember that Maksim is still a minor so no NSFW, though I'm fine for being suggestive. Just don't be a weirdo and use common sense. I'm okay with being mentioned.

[swyuhii]

I think it is really funny if pete enjoys horror movies

[theonlyrussianjock]

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

[kirbmeister11]

W… Woah. Poundcake AND 50 bucks along with it? Dude… You’re the BEST!!! What’s the catch?

[theonlyrussianjock]

Nothin' I just want to be extra nice than usual .... I'm in a sour mood so it makes me extra nice.

[kirbmeister11]

Awww… Well, ain’t that real sweet of you, Maks. Wait, hold on, how come you’re in a sour mood? Somethin’ happen?

[theonlyrussianjock]

..yeah, it's my problem, ain't anybody's don't worry.

[kirbmeister11]

…You sure? I don’t mind if you wanna talk about it ‘n get some stuff off your chest, bro.

[theonlyrussianjock]

Yes, I'd love to talk about it but not this time, no. But thank you Kirbs, you're a nice kid. Eat more and maybe you'll be taller than me and Ted.

[androgynousf0]

whatever you say, Gary.

it was fun to draw, but then i got lazy

[theonlyrussianjock]

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

[kirbmeister11]

W… Woah. Poundcake AND 50 bucks along with it? Dude… You’re the BEST!!! What’s the catch?

[theonlyrussianjock]

Nothin' I just want to be extra nice than usual .... I'm in a sour mood so it makes me extra nice.

[kirbmeister11]

Awww… Well, ain’t that real sweet of you, Maks. Wait, hold on, how come you’re in a sour mood? Somethin’ happen?

[theonlyrussianjock]

..yeah, it's my problem, ain't anybody's don't worry.

[theonlyrussianjock]

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

[kirbmeister11]

W… Woah. Poundcake AND 50 bucks along with it? Dude… You’re the BEST!!! What’s the catch?

[theonlyrussianjock]

Nothin' I just want to be extra nice than usual .... I'm in a sour mood so it makes me extra nice.

[theonlyrussianjock]

HEEEY!! Where’s that poundcake you promised you’d bake for me, huh?

— @thebigkirbster

Your room, table. 50 bucks on the side too.

[aquaberryenthusiast]

Hey, sorry for making you upset, hun. Can I do something for you so you could forgive me? Shopping? Dinner? Anything? I swore to you that I'd do anything for you, remember?

Well, you could ditch that pathetic little date of yours, for one. That's right, I know. Don't play me for a fool! What, was the idea of going to prom with me so repulsive that you started having an interest in women just to avoid it? Unbelievable!

[theonlyrussianjock]

No no, I'm sorry, she was not my date but yes of course I'll ditch her for you. I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I'm stupid I know, you're not a fool, I am.

[theonlyrussianjock]

Ooc:I think i found you on ao3 twin

ooc: WHAT, is it the birthday fic

[r0de0-g1rl]

ooc: YESS I thought it was very very good

[theonlyrussianjock]

Ooc//Thank you twin 😭

[theonlyrussianjock]

Ooc:I think i found you on ao3 twin

ooc: WHAT, is it the birthday fic

[starquaterback]

i don't know if I look good.. I don't like wearin’ this type of things.

[theonlyrussianjock]

Hi wanted to show y'all what Maksim's prom outfit is like..he's in a sour mood so...

//ooc

[theonlyrussianjock]

Hiii could you like come with me to prom as a friend? All of my friends already have dates and you're my only friend that hasn't, I think.

Sure. I can company you.

[theonlyrussianjock]

Just saw a cockroach and I immediately killed it by stepping on it!

(He screamed like a girl when he saw it)

[bullhorns-allrounder]

𓎢𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎡

Hey, I’m Alejandro, but everyone just calls me Ale.

I’m 17 and probably the best there is. I mean, I’m good at just about everything. Now that doesn’t mean I got time for any pansies or nerds, though.

Wanna know more? Then ask me. Just make it quick!

𓎢𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎡

OOC — Yes, I run the @critical-beatdown account… it’s me suzu

I’m alright with shipping, be it canon x oc or oc x oc, I’d just rather not do any shipping with anyone 18+ as I am a minor irl. REACH OUT TO ME BEFORE INCORPORATING SHIPS!!!

Going off of that info, don’t send me any NSFW asks. Suggestive topics are alright, but I don’t want to hear anything in full detail. My oc is 17, keep in mind.

Everything I say on this account will be IC unless stated otherwise via hashtag. If I’m ever too rude, let me know. Just note, I’m IC and it is not my intention to hurt your feelings.

𓎢𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎟𓎡

Relationship charts—

Didn’t add the townies because he doesn’t know any of them and none of them know him.

[theonlyrussianjock]

what type of chocolate do you like, maks?

Milk chocolate with almond in it. Why'd you ask, Cap? Ain't like you trying to ask what I like.

[theonlyrussianjock]

Father told me that he'll bring me to somewhere that I used to love, what do I use to love? There's a lot of things yet I don't remember.

Are we going to visit mom?