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Well, if the shoe fits. And just who are you calling fat? Take a look at the people you hang out with! If I'm the one who's overweight then your not-so-little friend must be some gargantuan mountain of lard with legs.

Hey, sorry for making you upset, hun. Can I do something for you so you could forgive me? Shopping? Dinner? Anything? I swore to you that I'd do anything for you, remember?

Well, you could ditch that pathetic little date of yours, for one. That's right, I know. Don't play me for a fool! What, was the idea of going to prom with me so repulsive that you started having an interest in women just to avoid it? Unbelievable!

No no, I'm sorry, she was not my date but yes of course I'll ditch her for you. I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I'm stupid I know, you're not a fool, I am.

I could have sworn Kris said-... Nonetheless, I haven't gotten a single word out of you in what felt like months. It's preposterous! I mean you've practically asked everyone and their mother—or should I say in your case father—to prom and somehow failed to ask me?? Come on! Don't tell me this whole time you were stringing me along like some chump!

Well- Not that I justify my action but I thought you already got one! I did want to ask you but uhm...I kind of got shy and ran away? I'm not stringing you, I swear! Let me just fix this, however you want.

Shy, my rich, pompous ass! Guess you weren't shy enough to pass on asking two clique leaders out, though, were you? And even if I did have a date—which, mind you, I didn't—merely because I was holding out for you—would it have been too much to ask? To fight?? You are ridiculous, Ivanov!

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I'll be boxing with @critical-beatdown wish me look

Yeah, good luck—you're going to need it! You know, you're awfully imprudent to pick a fight with Bif in the first place. But hey, maybe a few quick jabs to the face might do you some good!

Wait, what you're doing might actually be smarter than what I'm giving you credit for—getting your face rearranged by a boxing champion is definitely a much cheaper alternative to plastic surgery. Which, believe me, is desperately needed.

Hey, sorry for making you upset, hun. Can I do something for you so you could forgive me? Shopping? Dinner? Anything? I swore to you that I'd do anything for you, remember?

Well, you could ditch that pathetic little date of yours, for one. That's right, I know. Don't play me for a fool! What, was the idea of going to prom with me so repulsive that you started having an interest in women just to avoid it? Unbelievable!

No no, I'm sorry, she was not my date but yes of course I'll ditch her for you. I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I'm stupid I know, you're not a fool, I am.

I could have sworn Kris said-... Nonetheless, I haven't gotten a single word out of you in what felt like months. It's preposterous! I mean you've practically asked everyone and their mother—or should I say in your case father—to prom and somehow failed to ask me?? Come on! Don't tell me this whole time you were stringing me along like some chump!

Hey, sorry for making you upset, hun. Can I do something for you so you could forgive me? Shopping? Dinner? Anything? I swore to you that I'd do anything for you, remember?

Well, you could ditch that pathetic little date of yours, for one. That's right, I know. Don't play me for a fool! What, was the idea of going to prom with me so repulsive that you started having an interest in women just to avoid it? Unbelievable!

Hey...heheh..hear me out.

Drops to knees, hands claps together

PLEASE PLEASE LET ME TAKE YOU TO PROM! No PRESSURE, but I want YOU to be my prom partner..!

oh maksim boy.. it's very VERY sweet of you, I really appreciate it.

..sorry to break the news to you but, i already asked mandy out... i don't want to make you sad or upset ‘bout it! but you could stay by my side, mandy and i don't mind some company, we'll have fun though.

Ah- sure. Maybe, I just remembered that I have to do something on that day. Whoops!

no you dont.

I'll stand behind you two then. Or something, I don't know.

Now this is just embarrassing, streaking out in broad daylight has to be less humiliating than this! I mean seriously, get a hold of yourself!

If it's embarrassing, why won't you take him for prom instead of having him standing like a service dog next to me?

That was his decision to make, if his first choice was to stand by you instead of coming to me then I won't take him! I don't want to be another afterthought.

Hey...heheh..hear me out.

Drops to knees, hands claps together

PLEASE PLEASE LET ME TAKE YOU TO PROM! No PRESSURE, but I want YOU to be my prom partner..!

oh maksim boy.. it's very VERY sweet of you, I really appreciate it.

..sorry to break the news to you but, i already asked mandy out... i don't want to make you sad or upset ‘bout it! but you could stay by my side, mandy and i don't mind some company, we'll have fun though.

Ah- sure. Maybe, I just remembered that I have to do something on that day. Whoops!

no you dont.

I'll stand behind you two then. Or something, I don't know.

Now this is just embarrassing, streaking out in broad daylight has to be less humiliating than this! I mean seriously, get a hold of yourself!

How do I charm a man that I supposedly pretend to not like?

Well it doesn't help that you decided to keep his identity a secret from me. Honestly, I thought you trusted me more than that—I'm disappointed. Couldn't you at least give me a small tidbit of whom we're dealing with? Otherwise, I'd just tell you to do what you always do. Everything always seems to work out in your favor anyway...

Just caught a glimpse of my cousin's boyfriend leaving the gymnasium in the most raggedy looking running shoes I have ever seen on my way to run some errands.

You'd think with how much she boasts about him she'd at least buy him a decent pair of shoes, but no! Apparently she's too caught up with blasting all of her allowance on the team captain instead—what a laugh!

He-llooo!

Yes, yes, this is he: Gord Vendome in the flesh. Please, Mr. Vendome was my father—hahahaaaoohkay, enough fooling around (for now...)

What gave it away? No, no, don't tell me. Was it my criminally handsome face? Or my perfectly coiffed hair? Or was it my expensive clothes??

Ah-hah! I'm right, aren't I? Oh, I just got to be! You know, Derby says I'm the best dressed in this entire school. Uh-huh, and I really think it shows. I mean, why wouldn't it? Derby wouldn't lie.

Well? Don't just leave me hanging!