When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Just a small town girl. Living in this lonely world.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I think that the absolute worst thing, hands down, about long distance relationships, platonic or otherwise, is when your friend feels bad and you can't just be like "I'll be there in 20 with a pizza and a shoulder to cry on"

[her-rroyal-highness]

@theoreticalrockstar

[funnytwittertweets]

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[her-rroyal-highness]

@theoreticalrockstar why did I immediately think of you

[memewhore]

That took a turn.

[didthekingdieyet]

Still waiting…

[leatherleaves]

A guest just came by my front desk and said “it’s my husband’s birthday today, make sure you say happy birthday when he comes down!” and I love it so much it reminds me of that post that’s like “if I was dating just some guy I would hype him up so much I would walk in and say here comes the most specialist boy make sure you clap and cheer when he comes in or I’ll blow this whole building up” you know that post, but it literally just happened to me in real life.

[leatherleaves]

Update: they just came back in from eating dinner at a local restaurant I recommended, and I asked the specialist boy in the world how his Special Birthday Dinner was and what he got to eat, and he began to gush about this lasagna he had, and in the background I saw the wife nod in approval that I had acknowledged her Most Specialist Boy’s birthday.

[cidnangarlond]

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

[cidnangarlond]

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ampervadasz]

[toastbutteregg]

[ladiesofcinema]

Kate Winslet as Rose Dewitt Bukater in Titanic (1997) dir James Cameron

[siickangel]

“are you okay?” no i’m not can we please change the subject before i start crying

[toastbutteregg]

[cyborg-furby]

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it's wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

[cyborg-furby]

I feel like I'm crazy. They make such a big deal about rats stealing? Like they have options? What do you think would happen if a rat shows up at the food bank to feed his wife and kids? He'd be killed remi.

[bakwaaas]

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

[toastbutteregg]