my alternative stories that should be canon of NnT

my theories are better than Nakaba's original story. Nakaba deserves to be beaten for killing hot men like Chandler and Fraudrin

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Hello losers, I am the administrator of this exquisite Nanatsu no Taizai blog. If you don't like Chandler naked, you're probably dead inside. And if you don't believe that Chandler and Percival are father and son, you are ignorant and pathetic, because Nakaba from the beginning left a lot of evidence that only mediocre people can't perceive. Wait for my first theory on this subject, and know that I will also talk about other characters and their real stories. Thank you losers for reading this far

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STORIES FOR LOSERS TO READ:

THINGS ABOUT PERCIVAL:

PERCIVAL'S HELMET LOOKS LIKE THE HEAD OF A DICK!!!!

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN HIS ASS, SO WHEN HE SHIT, HE PUT ON HIS PANTS NORMALLY, AND THEN WEARED THEM FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS, AT LEAST!!!!!

HE STINKS LIKE URINE

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TARMIEL IS ALL THE FAIRIES' Pimp:

WITH HIS THREE GENITALS HE CAN HAVE THREE AT ONCE

TARMIEL IS ELAINE'S Pimp!!!!!!

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MAEL WAS FROM HOSPICE, THAT'S WHY HIS CLOTHES ARE WHITE BECAUSE HE WEARS A STRAIGHT JACKET!!!!!

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DO YOU REALIZE THAT ZELDRIS ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE IS ANNOYED ABOUT SOMETHING?? SO, IT'S BECAUSE HE USES ANAL PLUG!

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LOSER ALERT!!!!!!!

GRIAMOR USED GOWTHER AS AN INFLATABLE DOLL!!!!!

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ALERT!!!!!!

ELIZABETH IS A CROSS DRESS!!!!!

EVERY TIME MELIODAS LIPS UP HIS SKIRT IT'S TO SEE HIS BALLS!!!!

SHE ADDED 500ml OF SILICONE!!!

HER DICK IS 23cm AND SHE USES 12!!!!!

ELIZABETH HAS A HAIRY ASS!;!!!!

HER ASS IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE SHIT SHIT GOES DOWN LIKE TARZAN ON THE LINES!!!!!

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Ryodushel is Gila's father YES!!!!! And anyone who doesn't believe is a Cuckold

[theoriesnnt]

Hello losers, this is my first official post of my first theory that is absolute truth (because of course, I was always the best person to write the script for NnT).

Theory Title: Chandler is Percival's father

Starting with the first recommendation, both are delicious. It's okay that Percival is 16, but he'll definitely be hot when he's an adult, just like his father.

PS: Percival's mother is GELDA, THAT IS, ZELDRIS IS HIS FATHER AND UNCLE AT THE SAME TIME, IN ADDITION TO, OF COURSE, BEING A CUCKOLD.

Returning to the evidence, both have the same color fur.

Another clear piece of evidence is that they both appear to smell like urine. Percival wets the bed and Chandler can't go to the bathroom and consequently USES GERIATRIC DIAPERS