cute as a button

18 year old girl just looking for alcohol and wifi.

[longbeachgriffy]

when your son wants to talk about sex

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[thegothamgays]

If DC characters had Twitter accounts

Credit: Harleivy, on Twitter (posted with permission!)

[onlytwitterpics]

[ordurebizarre-deactivated201901]

[loveage-moondream]

[ruinedchildhood]

[brown-nena]

Nothing in this world stresses me out more than opening up the Facebook app and seeing an array of my booty pics at the top of the screen asking me if I “wish to post pictures from camera roll” like Mark why did you ever think that was a good idea? I’m gonna fuck around one day and expose my entire self to my family.

[teddybearlikestea]

[animals-lovers]

Instagram: animals_lovers_ig

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[bizarrelovesquare-archive]

Can you believe music was invented 10 years ago today?? My boys Phineas and Ferb dropped “Gitchee Gitchee Goo” on February 1, 2008 and the world’s never been the same since 😩👌

[heroxn]

Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn

(via herztumor)

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[russellmiller-deactivated202002]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news