I'm Self Critical

open to AUs, single muse, casual paragraph/multipara rp. Briar is my own creation, and i am not associated with his fc. Relationship status: Single Written by Cavan

[theoriginalloser]

RULES

These are subject to change anytime i need to for my comfort.

Briar is multiship BUT they are polyamorous.

Briar is a bit of a self insert of what I wish i could be with my own art.

Past tense, third person, at least one full paragraph unless its crack rps.

I don't have many icons so i will only use them for starters.

I will not always be on.

I will read your rules and bios before following, that said, this is a SIDEBLOG. I will follow back from @dignifiedsins

Please let me know if anything needs tagging.

No transphobia, homophobia or anything else please and thank you.

Banned FCs are Melanie Martinez, Amber Heard and any other known abuser. No hand-drawn, animated, cartoon or deceased FCs, please. Exceptions to this rule are things like Red Dead Redemption, Final Fantasy, etc.

Briar’s Profile

[theoriginalloser]

Rian, if a new person were to move in, what would they need to know in order to take care of Briar?

He merely meows.

[theoriginalloser]

Briar, what kind of sustenance do you consume for your being?

"Ramen and stuff from doordash.... Redbull."

[theoriginalloser]

Could you explain this "ragdolling"?

"I don't know if anyone on here is gonna be into that."

[theoriginalloser]

Briar, could you tell us about your kinks?

Briar hummed for a moment as he thought, "Well I really enjoy ragdolling, primal play, pet play, breath play, temp play, um... i don't have many hard limits other than I don't go outside."

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

“Oh that’s exactly what I need, a sugar daddy to put up with my annoying ass,” Rosie mused, scoffing softly. Truth be told, it would be enough to keep her financially stable and she did enjoy being spoiled. She was never one to give up the chance at free things. Who would? “I suppose I should think on it a bit but the idea seems too good to pass on.”

He laughed softly, “Trust me... with your personality you’d be able to get into any club you like after a few months.” he pointed out with a hum as he worked on the curve of her face in the moonlight in the painting. He used his fingers as he went, it was almost as if he was in a trance as he worked, idly sipping wine as he worked.

[rpmememaker]

It's Spicy Sunday so feel free to send in any spicy question you'd like!

It doesn't have to be about sex, but it can be. Go crazy!

[dissimulaticn]

theoriginalloser​:

“Oh i know it will.” he laughed, “If you want i can hook you up with some local sexworkers too for your content. They’re really awesome to work with. Some can definitely get you there super easy too. None of my orgasms were faked, no joke.” he assured, smudging some paint to turn into a shadow.

“I should probably make sure I’m decent at it first, no? Otherwise nobody is gonna want to work with me,” She pointed out, moving to look over his shoulder at the work in progress. “Not worried about that. I can be embarrassingly easy at times.”

[theoriginalloser]

"Nah. Youre cute qnd have curves. People are into that and they would love to spoil you silly." He snorted, "mighteven find yourself a sugar daddy. Thats what happened to me to give me a boost to get here."

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

Rosie was quite behind on social media. She supposed she had email for random coupons, but Twitter and Instagram were a mystery to her. She’d need all the help she could get to advertise anything. “I–yeah! Count me in!” It sounded fun and the money couldn’t be passed up. Her school debt would finally be gone. “Fuck yeah, let’s do it. Whatever you think will make money.”

“Oh i know it will.” he laughed, “If you want i can hook you up with some local sexworkers too for your content. They’re really awesome to work with. Some can definitely get you there super easy too. None of my orgasms were faked, no joke.” he assured, smudging some paint to turn into a shadow.

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

Theoretically, Briar had a whole bank of money under him and was biding his time doing art, something he loved and thrived at. Rosie would be lying if she said she wasn’t envious. “….You could help me make money?” She questioned. “How? What would I need to do?”

He shrugged, “I can help you by making a twitter to help publicize and if you want i can feature you in the next canvas video? It’s really fun and i do a good job. A lot of my people tend to enjoy putting art of passion on their walls and sometimes I’ll stream it too. It really earns quite a bit.” he shrugged, “I’ll help you and we’ll split the profit from the stream, auction and video, fifty fifty.”

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

Rosie seemed fascinated by this revelation, leaning on the counter in interest. “I gotta be honest, I didn’t pin you for cam work. I mean, not that you’re unattractive, I just–I thought you just painted. That’s all…really cool sounding, actually.”

“Oh i do it for fun.” he explained, “I put most of the money into savings.” he added softly with a grin. “If you want i can help you make more money doing that on the side as well.” he shrugged humming softly as he continued his steady work on the canvas.

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

“The what businesses? Aren’t you an artist?” She asked him mid-bite, pausing before eating the bite of cheesecake. She wasn’t sure she’d heard him talk about anything sex work related. “What do you do, cam or something?”

“Oh i do cam, and then i also release private porn videos and sex art on the side where i fuck different people on canvases and then post the video and auction the canvas.” he explained calmly with a smirk, glancing over for a moment.

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

“I’m tryin’ not to do that so much these days,” Rosie explained, waving her hand dismissively before sipping from her wine. “Everyone’s got a weird agenda. I’d rather just live my life posing nude and drinking wine with you for now.” She’d rather spend money, eat good food, and make a decent living helping Briar out.

“Well does that mean you need a better vibrator or are you looking to get into the porn business like me?” he asked, not sure if he had ever told her about his other business that he ran other than being an artist.

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

“You spoil me, everything you do is perfect compensation,” Rosie assured him, setting aside the food container to pour some wine for the both of them. “I like being around. Where else would I be at 3am, hm? For anyone else I’d be leaving them on read.”

He laughed, “Even a booty call? Wow I’m shocked.” he teased softly, moving to take a sip without looking away from the canvas, almost taking a drink of paint water. Not that it was uncommon for him. She had witnessed him do it plenty of times before. At least he actually got the wine glass this time.

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

“Okay, are you trying to get me all plump and juicy for something?” Rosie asked between bites of food, arching a brow to him. She was a foodie in the sense that she just liked food. She wasn’t fancy, a box of mac and cheese would be fine, but she appreciated that he’d gone the extra mile. “Your thank yous are plenty sweeter than any paycheck I could get.” Laying it on thick was sort of her thing, regardless of who it was, but especially those in her favor. “At least say you’ll share the wine with me.”

“I’ll have a glass of wine.” he laughed softly, “I just feel like its only fair that i properly compensate you for your time.” he admitted softly, eyes flicking to her, “I like having you around and you never make me feel bad... so...” he shrugged as he worked slowly outlining the moonlight from the window in the painting.

[theoriginalloser]

dissimulaticn​:

Rosie lost track of time in the moments of watching him paint. She liked to study him as he did, noticing how he’d arch his brow every so often. She wondered if he knew he did that as he painted. She couldn’t ignore that she was hungry. “You’re the best,” She cooed to her friend, reaching to playfully ruffle his hair before tugging on her shirt to go into the kitchen and rummage through the food he’d mentioned. She’d never turn down food. She let out a pleasured groan at the first bite like she hadn’t eaten much in the past day or so. “You want some? I’m happy to share.”

He smiled as he worked, hearing her joy, “Nah, I got it for you, i also got a bonus treat in there for you. I remembered last time you were really upset about the fact you missed out on dessert. I got you two blueberry cheesecake slices.” He was paying close attention to detail as he blended, glancing up at her with a smile, “to make up for last time. I also got a bottle of wine in there for you.”

He always made sure his models got compensated with some food and drinks they liked. He wanted them to know he appreciated their patience with him. “All yours as a thank you.”

[dissimulaticn]

theoriginalloser​:

“I mean… I don’t know if you’ve noticed but like… I need someone to kinda be an assistant and still be willing to give me cuddles. So does a sugar friend work better?” he asked curiously, “I have the money to spare. Would 10,000 a month be good for you?” he asked curiously as he finished the look he needed before grabbing his paints to get started.

“We’ve cuddled for free, I think sweetening the deal with money ain’t the worst thing,” Rosie reminded him, grinning from ear to ear now. She couldn’t help it. Her heart was pounding at the thought of being out of debt finally. “I’ll take your offer. All of it. Consider me your favorite employee. ….Can you itch my nose real quick? I’d hate to ruin the pose.” She wrinkled her upturned nose a bit.

[theoriginalloser]

He laughed and moved quickly to itch her nose, “Thank you. I really appreciate it.” Briar returned to painting happily, glancing up now and again to get the highlights and lowlights at least prepped so she wouldn’t have to pose all night. “By the way i have your favorite take out in the fridge if you want it. All unopened and still sealed in the delivery bag. You can release the pose and take a break. We’ve been at it for almost two and a half hours.”