“Excuse me? Who you calling old?”
❛i ain’t no boy scout but i’ll help ya cross the street.❜
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@theoriginalwildcard
“Excuse me? Who you calling old?”
❛i ain’t no boy scout but i’ll help ya cross the street.❜
“I think you got hit with the ugly stick a few more times then most.”
❛i’m clever as the devil and twice as pretty. but don’t work y’self up old man, ya might get a heart attack.❜
“….I was talking to the woman right next to you dingus.”
❛so you don’t think i’m PRETTY? my feelings are hurt.❜
“How you doin’?”
❛aww don’t tell me you’re takin’ an interest in lil’ ol’ me.❜
“ you have cats now. you’re a cat dad, gambit. ”
❛crazy cat cajun is it somethin’ like dat?❜
@youfeelinluckybub is this u???
The only thief here should be ME.
“well if i ain’t takin’ offense t’ dat...”
“ Ronnie! Oh, you know … I’ve been doing my thing. Fighting crime. Being unemployed. The usual. But I’m more interested in what’s going on with you. ”
❛Me? well Ol’ Remy’s been up t’ about de same. Well minus de unemployed thing I’m back teachin’ at de school. Thievin’ on the side of course.❜
@likeacatouttahell
❛Well, if it ain’t my favorite date. How you been, chere?❜
“I know! But apparently only a select few can see it. That’s the thing I can’t figure out. Or maybe I just have a type.”
❛Modest too. I like dat.❜
The Best of Peter’s Floppy Season One Hair
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“I don’t know which would be worse. You’re making me like the sound of my own advice.”
❛Caue it’s good advice. Smart and beautiful. Careful, chere you’re de whole package.❜
an amused brow raises at his words, the workings of a smirk ticking ever so at the corner of her lips. well isn’t he the charmer? there was no doubt that he was at her mercy, but far be it from her to let him go without a little fun first. after all, what was a girl to do with a captive audience? the answer was obvious. a nail drags excruciatingly slow up his bindings –over chest and neck– teasing the blueish outline of his jugular before resting the sharp edge just beneath the prickly stubble on his chin.
❛ i don’t trust thieves— ❜ she’s being cheeky, but the sticky smile she wears says something else entirely, ❛ —but i’m sure you and i can come to some sort of agreement. ❜
❛SOME OF US ain’t so bad.❜
He sees that smirk of hers, sly and devious, intriguing him more than it should. He’s always liked to play with fire and currently he’s stroking the flames, goading her on as pink eyes follow her every moment. Typically this is his game to play but she may just be better at it than him and for once he’s not a sore loser.
❛What’s de catch? Don’t keep me waitin’ in suspense too long, chere.❜
“I like Rescue Mice.” Bo enjoyed a lot of films but nothing had resonated with her as much as The Rescuers. “Rescue Mice like X-Men, save people, is very good, you seen?”
❛De Rescuers huh? Good choice. Never did see de sequel though. Wonderin’ if dat one’s any good. Got a recommendation for me, petite?❜
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Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
#fuck off remy#with your fucking hair#and your fucking stubble#and your fucking accent#theoriginalwildcard
“I’m just tired, Remy. Tired and angry and tired of being angry. It’ll pass. I just need to learn never to leave the school. Or read the newspaper. Or watch the news. Or use social media. I’m sorry for ranting your ear off.”
❛Belle,’ you can ‘rant my ear off’ any day. You ain’t wrong, you’re just better den de rest of de world.❜