5sauce theories

this blog is about debunking rumors and commenting on things going on the fandom, **i DO NOT know 5sos NOR am i associated with them***

[flatterthanapancake]

when I die, someone, please, write on my gravestone “she joined the black parade”

[ashtonfightme]

5sos things for sad days

- this video of them having a selfie war

- ITS A COW LUKE

- the best lost member of 5sos

- 5 seconds with 5sos

- they’re surprising more fans and I AM SCREAMING

- spin the bottle 

- ‘i would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit’

- watch them dance and cringe with me

- they’re eating english food and…it’s going horribly 

- yikes and now they’re eating swedish food 

- chocolate milk party remix

- remember when they tried doing makeup

- ‘skip. sKIP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!’

- a slightly blurry version of the full 5sos movie

- the best reaction to fetus 5sos ever

- #whyiscalumalwaysnaked

- mall boy!

- fetus muke singing baby

- fetus calum vs. the big bad buzzers of death

- the buzzers of death are back and are out to get ashton

- remember the twitcam where calum ate almonds

- the bathtub twitcam

- shazamahang 2.0

- the weirdest thing ashton has ever gotten

- she’s kinda hot on tiny instruments

- the new broken scene concert

- undercover old people at target

- trying to sing cantonese songs and winning failing

- playing japanese games

- KING OF PERISCOPE

- interviewing the star wars cast

- when they toured with hot chelle rae rip me

- question pong

- ‘does it look like i can twerk i’m a small blond boy’

- ask us anything chat (bonus its 24 minutes long)

- the twitcam where ashton spanks calum lol

- michael and ashton are a blessing on snapchat 

- ASHTON DANCING IN A SNAPBACK

- disconnected at rowyso mansfield

- gawd its so addicting

- kitten adventures 

- uncut version of 5sos

- 5sos strip on capital fm (honestly…idek but enjoy)

- hearts upon our sleeves aka one of my favorites ever

- puubERrttYYYYYY

- SOMEONES RINGING OUR DOORBELL

- noah fence but 5sos singing the a team at their 1st london meet up 

- douchiest vid ever

- stacy’s mom 

- fetus 5sos are giving out love advice

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calum has (finally) unfollowed arzaylea lmfao

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hope you all had a great day, may the fourth be with you all 🖖🏾

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Can we be friends?

sure, babes 😊

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larzaylea - is it officially done?

recently, a lot of the la squad has unfollowed arzaylea, but what really sticks out the most was luke's unfollow because it's actually quite rare that luke would unfollow someone that he is or /was/ close to, he hasn't even unfollowed his ex aleisha, though it is old, it says something. liz has recently unfollowed arzaylea as well and i feel like she did some fucked up shit, for most of the la squad to unfollow her AND for liz and luke to unfollow her on both social medias. in my opinion, this was more than just a big fight if it caused all of this. how did the rumors start? - the rumors started after coachella weekend 2, the two were barely together or seen taking pictures from the same scenery, luke went out alone much more and arzaylea tweeted a pic with a bunch of bags and suitcases, saying "mood" as the caption. this first came about as her moving out of luke's house, but taking her time. blackbear has just released his album not too long ago and arzaylea has been promoting the hell out of it like it was her own product, but since then she's been with blackbear on tour on the "low" and that's when the cheating speculations started. notice how she was shading about being on social media a lot (even though that's her fuckin job) and being so defensive about it. bearzaylea? -you've seen me say it before, but i'll say it again, arz and blackbear have been with each other for a while, but as what exactly? friends? fuck buddies? who the hell knows, but running to him when things with her and luke went downhill made it worse. ever since she's been on tour with him she's been wearing a few of his clothes and we even got a shady tweet from bear, saying "got a good bj today" knowing blackbear does have groupies, we don't know for sure if arz gave him head, but she's cheated before and she'd probably do it again. why would they break up? - i feel like it might've started off as just a big fight which caused arzaylea to probably make a scene and leave the house which led to her going to see blackbear and soon going on tour with him for a bit which maybe ended up in her cheating on luke with blackbear, how would've luke found out? arz either told him herself in the heat of the moment or he find out from somebody else which may have been why there was much more going on and why everyone else is unfollowing arz and not just luke, liz, and michael (calum get on ur shit.) honestly, you never know with luke and arz, i heard they've been on and off at times, but i think this is too big and too obvious of a break up, last few times no unfollowing was done, why is it different now? what's your opinion or thoughts on this situation ?

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this just in, mama liz has unfollowed arzaylea. this sure as hell says something.

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My tumblr seems to unfollow you idk why i keep following you back but it happens again ugh annoying

ah, i hate when stuff like that happens to me too, it indeed is very annoying, but hopefully the glitch gets fixed soon, love

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Calum is still following her tho, what like suddenly they're such good friends or something even mitchy collins and grandma unfollowed her (not blaming calum actually but it's weird maybe he just forgot)

i don't think calum has been worried about his following lately nor social media (aside from twitter), but i feel like if he were to see her on his feed he'd probably unfollow then and there.

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Luke deleted the Instagram photo of him squishing arzaylea's face that he posted for Valentine's Day

yeah, i saw that! she also deleted that "ur a dream" pic of him off her ig, this must've been a bad break up if luke is actually taking action.

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my personal screenshot from luke's following search, he's not following arz, but arz is following him, he deleted her vday pic and she deleted his "ur a dream" pic. is larzaylea officially over? is this just a big fight? find out next time on dragon ball z

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Thoughts on Larzaylea? (cheating-breaking up rumors and all of that)

i was gonna cover this in a post later in the week, but honestly i feel like this may have been a really big fight which may have resulted in her running to blackbear, who she has an unclear past with. arzaylea definitely seems like the type to be a quick reactor, she unfollowed luke apparently then refollowed him and has been deleting pictures of him and his friends (mitchy's pic with her was just recently deleted), she also may have been the one to take "parents" out of petunia's bio. half the la squad has unfollowed arz in the last few days as well. do i believe the rumors? yes and no. it's not so far fetched tbh, she's cheated before and has blocked comments and the word "cheater" on her ig. wouldn't she shut down these rumors like she's done in the past? ( i.e. leaked nude rumors, forcing luke into drugs, etc. )

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if anyone has any topics they want me to discuss you can submit or ask me

i've been out of the loop lately, guys 😂

[calum-hood-could]

Me and Drama

Y'all know I love spilling tea, but about pr and rumors. Not about other fans and exposing blogs. I don’t want to get involved in drama unless it is an absolute must. I have a lot of friends on here and we all are exposing and fan blogs. We should be a community of figuring out the truth about our boys. -Madz 💙💛💜

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couldn't have said it better myself, sis 👌🏾💙

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"you don't like hey violet because it's a band with girls"

first off. 1. hv is a MIXED band, though it is girl dominated it's still mixed, no, not evened out, but there's boys in hv too, i still don't like them nor anyone individually. 2. i personally don't like hv because of how problematic they/their songs are. their fans are probably 17(at most) or younger, yet they like to spread the message of sex and domestic abuse in relationships. that's the message y'all wanna hear?? for real?? 3. rena!!! can't!!! sing!!!! what the fuck do y'all be hearing??? maybe i need to get my ears checked if y'all really think she sounds good. her voice isn't unique, it's damaged and strained and the genre they're going for isn't great for her voice because she's gonna fuck around and mess her voice up permanently. make miranda lead. that's all. 4. the whole band is based on a lie. that's all. admit you bullied the girl out the band just so little ol pyrena can get the spotlight and so they can go on to change their music completely, which resulted in them getting dropped from their first label and ruining a little girl's dream in the process.

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can y'all stop hyping hv up and trying to justify that they're "pop punk" because they're not. they're just generic electro pop and do not deserve to get the hype they're getting. sorry, but that's my opinion. all these famous magazines trying to cover up the fact that hv is literal trash and so are the messages behind their songs.

[micahcliff0rd]

PSA: HEY VIOLET IS NOT PUNK

They sold out. We had the chance for a really good girl fronted punk band. But their latest song ‘guys my age’ is as far from the punk scene it can get. I’m so sick of all of these rock magazines covering them. They are not punk. HEY VIOLET SOLD OUT AND ARE PLAYING POP MUSIC!