We All Have One

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

[lucentdreamzzz]

ron and samantha are both super autistic btw source: i know everything

[lucentdreamzzz]

ron and samantha are both super autistic btw source: i know everything

[resp0nsiblesillygo0ber]

Dream smp fanart in the big 2026

[autisticmiqote]

have literally been thinking about nonbinary timmy trout all week. theyre everything to me

[autisticmiqote]

every time i get a like on this post it makes me smile. nonbinary timmy :)

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

+ bonus Laura reaction:

[raindroplady]

something about the way Bolaire’s voice changes when he speaks to Hal, with everyone else he has this faux aristocratic cadence that has built-in condescension and carefully curated distance but Hal he’s so open, his voice gets gentler and loses that cadence of his, is the sharp cutting mask who he really is? is all of Bolaire’s gentleness saved for this man who had such an impact on his life, saved Bolaire’s life and give him a new perspective? I’m curious to see if we’ll see Bolaire develop this level of attachment and care for other characters (hopefully the rest of the Schemers!) as we progress

[hallwaysss]

Genuinely I think this might be the most important scene in the book

[hallwaysss]

this is the moment he becomes her second in command by the way. not the coma resistance gene. not some insane feat of scientific discovery above the rest. ryland grace looks the most powerful woman in the world in the eye and demands to take part in the project. because he looked in those children's faces and saw death. just like stratt did. and that's what dooms him. she saw the good man underneath the coward and she will kill the coward to let the good man breathe. phm

@carlyraejepsans how does it feel to be the most correct person ever. You're so right

[good-yvesning]

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[tall]

[sacred-portal]

[angelbabyspice]

line his shit up

[renstrapp]

Princess 4 ex-princess 👑🗡️

Ayasha & Adeline, once childhood besties (and perhaps sweethearts), now mutually betrayed and scorned adults... will they find their way back to each other?

These ladies are the main characters in The Royal Equinox Rager, an anachronistic modern medieval story about love, honor, sword fights... And tailgating at the best birthday party in the kingdom. Currently out on submission ;)

[renstrapp]

Join the mail club! I'll be sending prints and stickers this month, and Patreon is the best place to stay up to date on this comic as it unfolds 👁️

patreon.com/renstrapp

[aroacecaduceus]

I like the ease at which Brennan included a trans character. Oh yeah Demodus was poor but when he could afford it he bought a magical beard growing potion. Yeah his clothes are in tatters and you can see a binder. Two lines is all it took and now we know and never need to bring it up again. Demodus doesn’t need to talk about how he was drawn the illusion to show the truth because he wanted to look like his authentic self through magical means. We can assume that. Demodus is now just allowed to exist as a trans grad student. The only important thing we need to discuss is that he’s poor and in grave danger. He wouldn’t be thinking about anything else right now anyway.

[damazcuz]

I bet someday they will invent a way to talk about ocs that doesn't feel like I'm holding everyone around me hostage. Smiles. I bet they will.

[dogzcats]

inside the actors' studio with Colin Firth

[fictionalgod]

MLP art by @onionpwder