Someone's adorable attempt to cure my insomnia
(Starts with friends and alternates) "You just need to get off the internet" "I haven't been on the Internet" "Well then you just need to get off your phone" "I haven't been on my phone" "What do you mean?" "What do you mean 'what do I mean'?" "What have you been doing?" "Mostly reading and writing. Some editing here and there." "Well I said not to be on your phone, I figured computer was included in that lol" "I haven't been on my computer..." "?" "I write pretty much everything by hand" "Oh" "What?" "You're weird" (as though 1: that were a surprise and also somehow 2: as though that was a satisfactory 'diagnosis' of sorts in their mind) [end scene...now I'm gonna go write on paper using a pen while I yell at kids to get off my lawn.]










