Jessy L

Breathe in, breathe out, decide.

[wiscstud]

Check it out

[stolen-ferrari]

“Love breaks my bones and I laugh.”

— Charles Bukowski (via neckkiss)

[stolen-ferrari]

“Hell is other people.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre (via neckkiss)

[swavie]

[androginking]

In the game of Salem, if you’re the “witch” you have to lie and trick your way into convincing people you’re not the witch to make it to the end of the game alive. I just didn’t think @toomuchducky would resort to the lengths of making me concerned for his well being to get there.

[quinnfabrayapologist]

The second the music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down

[francyfifty]

This was a hell of a rollercoaster jeez I’m crying

[isadscy]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[stevetbqh]

Jaxx @ Ducky basically

[bigfatqueen-blog]

(via @crjmemes on instagram) when I’m blasting carly from my room, no one can stop me

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Okay this is the funniest thing I’ve seen

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

This is one of those things that I already knew was true, but seeing it so blatantly displayed makes me feel like like I am finding out about it for the first time.

[pennamites-deactivated20180910]

CIA is getting lazy

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

O.o

[arirosie]

It is really creepy how they all have the same freaking script

[pinetreeanarchism]

What the fuck

[commonperspective3-deactivated2]

[russtifer]

John Oliver was talking bout this months ago. This is how democracy dies

[apollosdadhashaditofficially]

Fuck! I finally watched. How? Do they all, different networks, have the same script? Who is feeding it to them?

[iamhannalashay]

my boyfriend king-jsmoove thought it would be a good idea to record my hair in slo-mo. 🌻🌻🌻

[curriedgoat]

This is so satisfying

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

never be afraid to put your man in his place by spitting cum back at him like a disrespectful camel. learned that one at a catholic prep school for mentally disturbed yet beautiful brunette empaths.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[morkitten]

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[sockhedd]

Of course he’s a Scorpio

[authorized-trash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[how-ll]

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

[staff]

They grow up so fast. :’)

[bluegrasshole]

if this pandemic was happening in 2011 every mask would have a fake mustache printed on it or would be bacon-patterned and i for one think that is a silver lining

[left-reminders]

[vangoghs-moved]

2020′s final plot twist could be me meeting the love of my life idk 

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]