The Other Side of NYC

Hey, guys! My name is April, and this is a place to share any information regarding strange sitings in the Big Apple. And no, I don't mean the normal strange like the Naked Cowboy. I'm talking about extraterrestrials, invasion conspiracies, and everything sci-fi! Let's dig deep into the other side of NYC. If you see any suspicious activity, report it here whether by photos, video feed, or just plain word of mouth. Thanks!

[donatallo]

Science candy. April knew his heart too well.

“I guess I could take one off your hands…” he giggled, trying to sound coy but swiping up the sachet far too quickly to pretend the he had anything resembling self-restraint. “One day I’ll reverse-engineer this stuff, and then I’ll be able to pay you back a hundredfold!”

[theothersideofnyc]

“A hundredfold would probably save me ten dollars, Donnie.”

“Why don’t you focus on your bigger projects, like finally fixing the Shellraiser’s suspension, and we’ll call it even?”

[theothersideofnyc]

”donatallo:

“‘You really bring me out of my shell, Valentine!’

“Uh. Thank you very much.”

Naturally, being a gift from April, Donatello would treasure this gaudy piece of paper forever – though the nuance of the gesture was clearly lost on him, given that he had been so focussed on his singing telegram idea that he had neglected to research the joys of cheap, cheesy, store-bought valentines.

“But… you don’t have a shell, April. We’ve been over this.”

“It’s just an expression, Donnie. We’ve been over this.”

“Now, am I going to have to eat both of these pop rock packs by myself?” Drawing her hands out from behind her back, she gave one a playful shake and offered it to him.

[doctoreinsteininstein]

“Cookies!”

“Say no more, girl. I’m on it! I’ll do it for the good of these girl scouts–uh, wait, what’re girl scouts?”

[theothersideofnyc]

“They’re basically... little girls in training to be samurais.”

“And selling cookies is part of how they rise in rank, so it’s important that we sell more than the other groups, got it? Can I count on you?”

[theothersideofnyc]

off to see Deadpool! chil laterl, friends!

[doctoreinsteininstein]

“Okay, true, but I missed you, chica!”

“Master Splinter was all training with Leo on their ninja magic stuff and I got bored as heck. You wanna go a few rounds with me?”

[theothersideofnyc]

“Actually, you’re the reason I’m here. I promised I would supervise a few of the local girl scouts making their rounds through the neighborhood.”

“Wanna come with? You’re green enough to be an honorary girl scout, and there’s cookiiiies~”

[theothersideofnyc]

April! My /dude!/ It feels like I haven't seen you in /forever/, girl!

“Mikey... I saw you last night.”

[donatallo]

“Fffff– H-heyyyyy, April! You uh. You’ve gotten really good at sneaking up on me. Heh.”

“I was just researching Valentines Day traditions, and y’know, I thought… maybe… you’d like a snogging turtlegram…?”

“I-I mean telegram!”

[theothersideofnyc]

“Um... Maybe later, Donnie. Here--”

“They had some zoo valentine cards in the drugstore. I mostly just bought them for the turtle puns.”

[donatallo]

“Having monstrous, three-fingered hands really limits the kinds of instruments I can play.”

“Guess April’s singing telegram will have to be a cappella.”

[theothersideofnyc]

“My what?” 

[bruisedmisfit-archive]

–[☠]– “ Apriiiil…. ”

[theothersideofnyc]

“Yes, Casey?”

[bruisedmisfit-archive]

–[☠]– “ How was I supposed t’ know you were gunna chuck it at my face? I thought you were all about, I dunno, healin’ stuff? ”

[theothersideofnyc]

“Well, you were bragging so much about how good your reflexes are...”

“I thought I would test them.”

[bruisedmisfit-archive]

–[☠]– “ I did catch it. ‘Cept it kinda bounced off my face. Still counts, Red. ”

[theothersideofnyc]

“Really?”

“So I guess you wanted your soda all over the floor? And you.” 

[bruisedmisfit-archive]

–[☠]– “ You’re th’ one that threw it first. ”

[theothersideofnyc]

“You should have caught it, then.”

[bruisedmisfit-archive]

[theothersideofnyc]

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[theothersideofnyc]

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[theothersideofnyc]

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–[☠]– “….”

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[theothersideofnyc]

“...”