[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[jaidefinichon]

[mousenemy]

Oh

[justbadpuns]

Only bae I will ever have

[imots]

[shitpostbishop]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[princess-of-the-corner]

I still think this is my favorite author’s note.

[aidashakur]

My fave

[biff-donderglutes]

Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

[fortooate]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me

[smute]

[anxietyproblem]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[fuks]

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[totallysane820]

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[karlmarxbongrip]

fuck it up mary!!!!!

[zigzagsandsweettea]

It’s me… I’m Mary.