being best friends with the gang
warnings - like one (1) swear word
bullet points - 74 i think
pairing - any
- okay so steve and dally low key bulling you, but in a brotherly way
- like flicking you, sitting on you, pulling your hair and they find it hilarious bc you get so mad, smh
- soda writing (more like e n g r a v i n g) rude shit on your stuff
- so you’ve got this little ruler that has ‘SUCK MY TOES’ written across it and whenever he sees it he’s starts giGGLING
- johnny loves drawing on your arms & hands, what a cute boy
- he draws in a felt tip pen so it stays on when you have a shower, but you don’t want it to go so you’ll draw over it again
- he just draws little doodles when he gets bored, like dinosaurs, birds, ¡DOGS!
- reading competitions with pony!
- who can read the book fast enough???? he’s low key a cheat
- if there’s a film of it he’ll watch the film and be all ‘oh yeah uhhhh jack kills the groundskeeper, lol’ even tho that’s not what happens in the book! (just an example)
- there’s no prize, he deadass wants to win
- bbqs at two’s place like every saturday
- johnny barbecued a mint leaf he found once
- darry is the best at bbqs, he makes the best burgers, they’re very professional
- two bit is the host but he does not help at all!
- just runs around with a water gun
- water balloon fights in the evening!
- okay, so you’re playing with 7 strong, boys who are not going to play fair, so neither are you
- usually in two teams of four:-
- darry, johnny, pony & you
- soda, steve, two & dally
- it’s starts off pretty calm but then those juices get a'pumpin and oh lord
- once you tackled soda down, son and he was between your legs (non-kink related) and you were strANGLING HIM WITH A BALLOON
- it was those stretchy clown balloons so you had it around his neck
- you could hear him choking ‘cantbreathecantbreathe’
- so you bit the balloon and the water went all over his face, then you ran
- everyone makes fun of soda now because you weren’t even strangling him that hard, he’s just too dramatic
- you and modern!pony would be the biggest FRIENDS fans ever
- his favourite would be ross because he reminds him of darry
- y'all would reenact and the rest of the gang would have no idea what was happening
- pony obviously tried to recreate the opening credits on iMovie (👏👌😩😤) and half the time it was dally yelling and darry trying not to clobber steve
- the end was him smiling at an unflattering angle (IMAGINE THO)
- dally would 100% argue with you on literally anything, even if he actually agreed with you
- one time when johnny was drawing a dino on your arm dally looked at it and said, ‘what if dinosaurs photosynthesised?’
- and you y e l l e d (johnny was shook)
- dally calls you out on everything
- ‘i had a dream and i was in the middle of the no where-’
- 'the no where! THE NO WHERE! THE! ITS NOT THE!’
- johnny is the friend who will eat cereal with you at 4am bc he’s hungry, alone and loves you (platonically, romantically, you choose)
- modern!johnny will watch you take buzzfeed quizzes
- not even take one himself, just watches
- you draw and paint things together
- he likes the go to garden centres with you and you will buy him a plant
- steve and you would be those friends to pass each other notes and pretend to be subtle about it
- they wouldn’t make any sense?????
- 'nice remote control u have there’
- 'zip zap zop zic, ur ass is now super thicc’
- randomly grabs your hand, pins it down and writes something
- he’s not like johnny who ¡politely! asks then draws something lovely
- he grabs your hand and writes '🅱enis’
- you do science homework together
- you and soda would like to talk about animals
- he’d tell you about Mickey Mouse, the horse, and u cried
- he wants to get you back from when you strangled him!
- throws a water balloon directly at your forehead and felt bad, but laughed anyway
- you and two bit are those fuckin obnoxious friends who find each other funny, even if they just look at each other
- you’d have a new 'thing’ every week that makes no sense
- so like you’d go 'two! look over there!’ and point the opposite way from where you’re looking
- and the you’d point to the ceiling and go 'L O O K’ and he’d look at the floor and be all like ’ A T W H A T’
- dally wants to murder you both
- you both quote the bee movie all the time
- 'BUT ITS OUR YOGHURT NIGHT
- 'THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE’
- 'WHY IS YOGHURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?’
- you and darry are pals and complain about the other boys to each other
- you let him teach you football, even if it doesn’t really interest you, you just wanted to make him happy
- cake baking together, before soda comes along and frickIN MERKS DARRY IN THE FACE WITH FLOUR
- offering to look after pony so he can sleep -
you end up watching friends and johnny doesn’t know what’s happening, but laughs anyway
- all of you guys would be the closest friends ever and would commit murder for each other
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