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The older i get

The angrier i get To be living in a world So backwards. The older i get The sadder i get At the powerlessness. I dont need more I just want less Less violence Less pain Less war Less

#thought vomit #the older i get #boohearns

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Soda becomes vodka and kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and your mother was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest and war was only a playground game. Remember when the most pain you felt was when you fell over and scraped your knees and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? And we couldn’t wait to grow up..

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“You try and fight me again, I’ll remove your fucking testicles!”

AND A WILD TRIESTE K. DUNN APPEARS! Badass as ever.

Banshee...

Is my new favourite addiction. I'm almost done season two and I'm totally shipping Siobhan and Luca, and it saddens me that 4th era doesn't seem to be too much stuff on tumblr about it.... So I'll see what I can do about getting some gif-sets up in the next month! :)

#banshee #fanshee #lucas hood #siobhan kelly #in love

Me: Excuse me Miss/Sir, do I look like a catcher to you?

Client: No....

Me: Then kindly do not throw your merchandise on the counter in my general direction. GFY KTHANX BYE.

#retail #rude customers i wish I could throw punches like they throw things seriously. just leave.

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Now THIS is a tiny house I could live in

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I NEED IT

Dear clients,

Guess what?!? It's 2016, yes, cigarettes/chips/chocolate bars ARE that much, and no, I DON'T care how much they are in bumfucknowhere, or in 1935, or how much they were when you started smoking. Buy it or don't, and STFU about it K THANX BYE.

#retail #STFU #would you like some cheese with that wine #idgaf

WISH ME LUCK

TUMBLERITES. my crush and i are in the same general vicinity.

#NO #CREAMCREAMCREAM #thiscrushsomassiveitgotitsowndykyo #FMLx40000000000

ten things i wish i could tell my hopeless, unrequited crush.

hi,

1. your hair is perf.

2. it's cute you put your hood up inside your house lyk, all the time

3. is it weird i think your mad skills at consistently getting headshots when you're gaming is super sexy?

4. i get really, really nervous everytime you're around

5. i really wanna buy you something cool for your bday but im terrified itll mean too much and you'll be weirded out

6. i promise to make you food one time soon?

7. I demonstrate my intense like for you by sitting the furthest possible distance from you

8. I can't confess to you until I feel I look/am the best I can be

9. I'm not 100% sure you're even into tha ladies but OH GOD I HOPE SO

10. You're stunning and charming and you deserve someone awesome if you want it.

#super saiyan secret crush #probs too old for crushes #yolo #what up yo!

things i forgot i loved about the blacklist

Ryan Eggold/Tom Keen:

...all the yum. DOSE EYES DOE.

James Spader

...specifically how Raymond Reddington always launches into random monologues/personal stories/quotes shit before shit goes down, yo

...how the end of every episode has some really slow, sad inie-ish song played over a montage of shit going down

...Matthias Solomon...he's scary. Actor's choices are awesome, but he's terrifying.

-Djembe

...WHAT. A. BADASS.

-Liz and Red's relationship, the task force, etc, etc....

#the blacklist #i forgot i loved this #james spader #spader!#were back in love foevs yo

there's nothing to keep my fingers warm. all I find, are souvenirs. from better times. the rain beat down on the hood. I stumbled upon pictures I tried... to forget. it's too important, to stay the way it's been. Cause there's no blame for how our love did slowly fade now it's gone. It's like it wasn't there at all... here I rest where disappointment and regret, collide. Lying awake at night all night.

#death cab for cutie #sad #jaees infinite playlist #song 50 #favourite ever