I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like âI need your helpâ and heâs like âWhatâs wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?â and theyâre like âIâm congested and it hurts when I swallow.â
You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?
Well, NOW I do.
Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt Mayâs in full uniform, shield at the ready. âYou said something about Nazis? Letâs go.â
And Peterâs standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and heâs like, âThe AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.â
Alternately, Iâm now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go âHave you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?â
There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.
Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?
Bucky: I think I killed him
Peter: alrighty then
this entire thing is glorious











