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Minho: Someone will die

Thomas: Of fun!

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#alby #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ron swanson

Thomas: Newt, are you alright?

Neat: Oh, I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.

#thomas #newt #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ben wyatt #quote: andy dwyer

Alby: Hello, Thomas. How long have you been sleeping with Minho?

Thomas: That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get- why would- I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your- you had the nerve, the audacity! Minho is the keeper of the runners! And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him. Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off. Hmmmm. Check and mate.

Alby: ....

Thomas: This is an outrage! Who do I call?!

#alby #thomas #thominho #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ron swanson #quote: leslie knope

Jorge: I would wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

#jorge #the maze runner #quote: ron swanson

WICKED: It's a white flag, and you might as well start waving it right now, Thomas.

Thomas: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

WICKED: Good Lord.

#wicked #thomas #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ben wyatt #quote: leslie knope

Newt: You're right. I'll be fine.

Newt: I'm not fine

#newt #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: chris traeger

Thomas: Janson, with all do respect: you are a major dick.

#thomas #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ben wyatt

Teresa: So now I'm a snake?

Thomas: Yes, you deceived me for two days, and you eat rats.

#teresa agnes #thomas #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: leslie knope #quote: april ludgate

Newt: I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

#newt #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: chris traeger

Minho [to Thomas]: I have no idea if this is going to work, but I'm really attracted to you right now.

#minho #thomas #thominho #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ben wyatt

Newt: Depressed? I'm the furthest thing from depressed.

#newt #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ben wyatt

Jorge: Brenda isn't my daughter, she's my friend. Wait, does everyone think she's my daughter?

#Jorge #brenda #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ben wyatt

Thomas after his first day as a runner: Everything hurts. Running is impossible.

#thomas #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: andy dwyer

WICKED: I have a permit.

Everyone else: This just says "I can do what I want".

#the maze runner #thomas #parks and recreation #quote: ron swanson

Thomas: No, no, no. That's too mu- too much responsibility for me. I gotta find a way out of this.

#thomas #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: jean ralphio saperstein

Gally: I'm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.

#gally #the maze runner #parks and recreation #quote: ron swanson

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