me

the influence

[catchymemes]

[theweirdwideweb]

[galehawthorne]

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

[galehawthorne]

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

[galehawthorne]

five years and 700,000 notes later and ya boy is 21 and enjoying a nice legal beveridge 

[sewbergamzee]

the wiring and kitchen area says house, the people lined up at the counter says bar, and the ceiling says middle school classroom. I like it. 

[christinefriar]

[catchymemes]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[thepartyprophet]

I done camed in my girl’s butt and I loved it

[soupdrag0n]

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[howiewow]

Post like this make me so angry because this would be such a great standup bit

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[human-analog]

Visit Original Link

If ya soul intact, let me know

[mymodernmet]

[thepartyprophet]

@chelseighh

[geniusoflove]

sorry about my huge cool muscles everyone. apologies for my large powerful form

[geniusoflove]

guys im really sorry about my big ole muscles that can lift things super good. can’t say it enough how sorry i am

[thepartyprophet]

Might put this on Insta later but for now I just wanna share it somewhere. I really need to get some studio time soon, I have a project ready to record. THE PARTY PROPHET’S OFF IN YOUR POCKETS FOR THE PROFITS.

[boarofthenorth100]

Pray For Me

[boarofthenorth100]

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power