I simply am not there

I'm Patrick Bateman. Age 30. Pierce & Pierce. Mergers and Acquisitions. New York. Gotham. Sometimes international. Rules: You know only what I tell you

[flawedlouise]

"I know you Buffalo Bill your own reflection… ‘Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard’.

[thepatrickbateman]

"Workout motivation... Or something."

[thepatrickbateman]

"I’m… Familiar?"

[flawedlouise]

Mm, sure… Your self-deprecating manner is almost a comfort.

[thepatrickbateman]

"Better watch me stare at myself when I work out. You'll be right at home with the evident lack of self esteem." I smirk.

[thepatrickbateman]

"I'm going to the dry cleaners."

[blackbirdcall]

[thepatrickbateman]

I was using it as an example. Like... You know. I'm more powerful than the ramen noodle. Your wife dissolves pearls in wine for dinner and then drinks it.

"So you dominate me then."

I laugh.

"Three thousand dollars a glass... That sounds much better."

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

I’m changing my last name to yours.

[thepatrickbateman]

“That’s not… Do whatever you want.”

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

Whaaaatt? Come on, what’s up?

[thepatrickbateman]

"Bateman isn't an attractive name. I don't have anything else to say."

[thepatrickbateman]

All you do is degrade yourself. I eat ramen noodles for dinner - you're not that stringy and wimpy.

"...No 'wife' of mine eats ramen noodles for dinner."

[swiftbeat]

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

I’m finally thepatrickbateman's wife go tell it on the mountain start spreading the news I told you ass muffins

[thepatrickbateman]

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

Wow, you’re embarrassed.

[thepatrickbateman]

"I’m not embarrassed."

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

I’m changing my last name to yours.

[thepatrickbateman]

"That's not... Do whatever you want."

[cknd]

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

I’m finally thepatrickbateman's wife go tell it on the mountain start spreading the news I told you ass muffins

[thepatrickbateman]

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

Wow, you’re embarrassed.

[thepatrickbateman]

"I'm not embarrassed."

[patrickbatemanismydaddy]

I’m finally thepatrickbateman's wife go tell it on the mountain start spreading the news I told you ass muffins

[thepatrickbateman]

[thepatrickbateman]

you seem relaxed you must have murdered lately

[thepatrickbateman]

I knew a little persistence was key all along. Are you a ramen noodle?

"My self worth is about equal to a single Ramen noodle, but I like to think I'm more interesting looking than that."

[thepatrickbateman]

I'm actually surprised you're just letting me call you 'my husband' so freely now. I guess you've given up.

"You’re stubborn and I’m a wet noodle."

[templeofapelles]

Two Octopi, 1885 John Singer Sargent

[callmeselina-deactivated2015042]

thepatrickbateman:

"You’re killing me."

…

        …

"I’m leaving."

[thepatrickbateman]

... "Why?"