freed from the gravital leash

M | 26 | she/they/any | whatever I feel like whenever I feel like it

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[christianstepmoms]

[christianstepmoms]

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[neosatsuma]

[neosatsuma]

[thepentagrammar]

exclusive shot of annatar strutting into celebrimbor's forge

[turing-tested]

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

[cobblepottery]

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

[toastybugguy]

[egberts]

[gidguard]

[rowenasimp]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

[shallowtboy]

my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

[vi-visected]

merlin, agitatedly pacing and gesturing angrily: how am i supposed to navigate my awful confusing ALREADY VERY DIFFICULT quest to protect arthur on his journey to become king when i’m constantly at risk of being found out by uther and his hypocritical tyrannical crusade to purge magic from camelot!

kilgharrah, in a hawaiian shirt, sipping a margarita: have you considered killing him?

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[skinwretch]

the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad

[skinwretch]

"lol are we really surprised that the dude who said eating puppies is good and morally correct looks like THIS" and then it's just a picture of a completely normal looking person who is fat or has acne or just in general doesn't meet the societally imposed standard of conventional "hotness," which is bizarrely being posited as an indicator of morality

[xenadaily]

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS 🗡️ 6.09 'Return of the Valkyrie' — 2nd / Dec / 2000

[primadxnnagirl]

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

craziest phenomenon on the internet lately is people who will be like “cringe culture is DEAD be WEIRD be FREE have FUN cringe is DEAD do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!” and then immediately crucify anyone who is queer in a way they don’t like. or wants to kiss a fictional character. or thinks the computer is hot. like ohhh i get it you’re only okay with weird people you personally can tolerate. you are a tar pit

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

hello tumblr user. a week ago you reblogged a post stating “cringe culture is dead”, and today a post where a user calls an anime boy their boyfriend has come across your dash. if you reblog, reply, or vaguepost about this being “annoying” or “weird” or “cringe” the piranhas in the lake below you will bite your dick off. if you say and do nothing you can leave. good luck