Tennyson was wrong

Amanda, or Sats if we still do internet nicknames around here. 30. TheLizard on AO3. SIDEBLOGS: CR4 @the-last-first-knight, art @satsumadraws, TMA @tullmetal-archivist

[neosatsuma]

I'd never really carved a pumpkin before, but my friend invited me over yesterday to do just that, and... I think I did okay!!

[neosatsuma]

my icon... it's a pumpedkin. by the Way

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

(person who has only seen the world through their own eyes voice) im getting a lot of "relates this back to my own experiences" vibes from anything and everything that's ever occurred or existed

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[uncahier]

[majestic-ruiqing]

text taken from this post

images taken from chapters 37 and 38 of the witch hat atelier manga

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[jvtisz1w283828191]

Olruggio & brushbuddy Sketch

CommsOpen ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎(0/3)

[charlemane]

one of my favorite things in Master & Commander the book is there's a side character with a blatant huge gay crush on Jack and everyone else is like "does he know... he has to know... there's no way he doesn't know..." and then you get Jack's POV and it's extremely clear that this man is a remarkably smart dog who was bred to understand the world strictly in terms of Ships (fantastic) and Not Ships (?)

[revvethasmythh]

the thing is that the original jessica jones show was a beautiful nexus of the most awful women you could fathom to meet. led by our intrepid misanthropic alcoholic ptsd-riddled heroine who violently pushes people away so she can be alone with her own misery, also featuring her cptsd poster child adopted sister who struggles with substance abuse, relentless ambition, and a mountain-sized ego that has her convinced she has a pure and correct grasp of right and wrong above all others, also featuring an unrepentantly unpleasant and unlikeable high-powered lesbian lawyer with a terminal illness who cheats on her wife with a secretary and later instigates the murder of the other lover she took after getting swindled. who else has done wretched women quite like this, in leading roles, without letting you squirm away from either their best or their ugliest aspects

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[apolladay]

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[machetelanding]

[husbandcinnamon]

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[neosatsuma]

What is the Worst episode of Stargate SG-1? (episode summaries below)

Emancipation (1.03)

The Broca Divide (1.04)

The First Commandment (1.05)

Hathor (1.13)

Family (2.08)

Spirits (2.13)

One False Step (2.19)

Allegiance (6.09)

Birthright (7.10)

Resurrection (7.19)

Affinity (8.07)

haven't watched/can't decide/just nosy

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

The numbering for season one eps is wishy-washy because it depends how you count Children of the Gods. Don't worry about it.

Summaries:

Emancipation (1.03): A Mongol-inspired culture treats women as property; after being demeaned, Carter defeats the chieftain in single combat.

The Broca Divide (1.04): A virus on P3X-797 turns human beings into mindless, animalistic brutes.

The First Commandant (1.05): SG-9's Jonas Hansen became a murderous tyrant after being treated like a god by the inhabitants of P3X-513; SG-1 must dethrone him.

Hathor (1.13): Hathor enthralls the men of the SGC using pheromones.

Family (2.08): A brainwashed Ry'ac must be freed from his artificial allegiance to Apophis. Teal'c's wife has taken a new husband.

Spirits (2.13): On a planet rich with a much-desired mineral, shapeshifting inhabitants based upon Native Americans halt the SGC's mining operation.

One False Step (2.19): When a UAV kills an off-world plant, an entire community of timid, nonspeaking aliens becomes deathly ill.

Allegiance (6.09): The fragile alliance between the Tok'ra and Free Jaffa at the Alpha Site is threatened when an invisible assassin (an Ashrak) begins murdering members of both groups.

Birthright (7.10): SG-1 encounters the Hak'tyl, a group of female Jaffa warriors, who are wary of accepting Tritonin in place of symbiotes. Teal'c becomes romantically involved with their leader, Ishta.

Resurrection (7.19): Agent Malcolm Barrett of the NID calls SG-1 to Los Angeles to consult on the mass murder of a rogue sleeper cell by a young woman named Anna; she claims to have no memory of the incident.

Affinity (8.07): Teal'c is suspected in the murder of his neighbor's abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Carter is shocked when Pete tells her he asked for a transfer to the local police department, and asks her to marry him.

[beanytuesday]

Malevolent Foods

[mortalityplays]

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

[mortalityplays]

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.