dude what

She/her (but no biggie). Big nerd. Not much (more) to say. Ask always open (messages count like an ask? eh, you get me)

[donnerstern]

what people who ship m/f in mostly m/m or f/f fandoms think theyre like:

what theyre actually like: spongebob in that one episode where he gets that huge wig and ends up pissing everyone off with it because he acts so annoying and extra about it

[rhoga]

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

[veggiebaker]

Everyone should know these things.

[131-di]

thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

[mossflayer]

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital

it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

[chevko]

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

[francsforthememories]

Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this. 

[moonblossom]

One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria. Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something.

[babybluebanshee]

Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.

[audreynical2]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

As if I need a reason to buy RC cola besides the fact that I’m broke and it’s the first mixer I see in the liquor store

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Ok @ruff pointed out that RC cola isn’t even fucking verified and that’s honestly such an aesthetically on brand move for them

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

choose people who choose you.

[oranjeseliterature]

[reforge]

being sleep deprived, i came across this image

and my hand slipped

i present to you

twenty one pilots

[thehorrorsofgoodwill]

“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

[bat-tastic]

ok i’m fucking screaming my friend found this on amazon and apparently it’s like a whole niche and

[toxipop]

@sommerrev You and Caitlin need all of these for the kitchen

[sommerrev]

holy shit

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

I want to collect Foodimals

[bogleech]

They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:

[ayellowbirds]

that squash scorpion is my familiar.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GASP

FRUIT FRIENDS

@yeenbeens have u seen this

[goblinbuns]

I haaaaaave I love them all!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have to hug them and tell them they are good :D

[samdirector24]

I love them all, and the Apple Snek is adorable :D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

APPLE SNEK IS A SNRIEND :D

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[sheepnanigans]

vampire stuff

vampires getting super invested in nutrition so they know how to take care of their humans, and then being horrified at what humans will actually consume:

three-day-old coffee

twenty piece chicken nuggets

one (1) granola bar as a meal

their own fingernails

humans lying about what they eat:

“How do pop rocks even work?” “They’re made of tiny larvae that explode when they come into contact with human saliva.” “… That can’t be real.”

the constant exasperated repitions of “human stuff” or “vampire stuff” whenever they don’t understand each other

humans dabbing garlic on their pulse points when they’re pissed

“C’mon, I’m starving, why are you like this?” “Are you sorry?” “Yes” “What’s the magic word, Clarence?” “Please?”

vampires that forget humans are delicate and accidentally hurt them

humans that act like wounded dogs over minor injuries just to watch vampires fall over themselves apologizing

vampires exaggerating time for comedic effect:

“I haven’t heard this song in forty years” “This came out in 2004″ “It’s been forty years. I have aged.” “You literally have not.”

“When was the last time you did any laundry?” “1965″ “Fuck you.”

telling vampires to “go back to your coffin” when they’re grumpy

humans constantly asking “how did they do this in your day?” about every single daily task

vampires who hoard tools and appliances from the time period they most enjoyed

young vampires flipping off the sun and screaming at it about evolution

old vampires who pull their collars up and frown behind their sunglasses

erroneous threats based on abilities no vampire actually has:

“I’m gonna show up to your wedding as a swarm of bats and shit on the cake”

[yatta184]

I love classic earth-616 steve/tony (steve doesn’t know Iron man’s secret identity)

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.

Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

[end0skeletal]

Lesser-known small wild cats photographed by Joel Sartore 1. Margay 2. Jaguarundi 3. Black-footed Cat 4. Fishing Cat 5. Flat-headed Cat 6. Leopard Cat 7. Sand Cat 8. Geoffroy’s Cat 9. Rusty Spotted Cat 10. African Golden Cat

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

People rarely think about the engineering of gala gowns, or of fashion at all. This is part of a larger problem of treating traditionally feminine interests as non-science-related. Baking is practical chemistry, knitting is manual programming, makeup is about crafting optical illusions, and adjusting pattern sizes relies on algebra. But gala gowns never appear alongside the ubiquitous thrown baseball in physics books, or pop up as exam questions. As copyright library Nancy Sims pointed out to me on Twitter, while plenty of spacial reasoning tests ask which pieces fold into a cube, none ask which set of pattern pieces would fit together into a pair of pants.

https://www.racked.com/2017/5/2/15518540/met-gala-gown-design-science-technology-engineering (via thatdiabolicalfeminist)

This never would have occurred to me if I hadn’t seen it pointed out.

(via theragnarokd)

… me neither.  frakking dammit. 

(via tehnakki)

This is why my friends who do patterning are wizards!

(via optimysticals)

[unoppressedactivities]

[ghdos-blog]

I don’t even know what to say about this fuckshit.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

This is disgusting

[girl-with-the-jigglypuff-tattoo]

Prudence read her tho . Yall need to see the slayage

[pennelopiad]

Thank you, Prudence.

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[grawly]

I usually don’t give a shit about brand accounts but Keebler’s is really nice because its basically their mascot trying to figure out how technology works and it’s super sweet.

[toytowns]

he’s an old little man elf and this warms my heart

[pr1nceshawn]

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

I love puppies so much