shane constantine

they/them | 24 | all about shyan (and respecting their personal lives and relationships) | either tweets rpf or general stuff about the boys (heed the tags!)

[sequencefairy]

Yeah, okay.

[thephantasticskeptic]

simone doing god’s work

[littlekingbergara]

what if we held hands and touched toes so our bodies made a heart while we were surrounded by candles in a haunted mansion... and we were both ghost hunters. 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[thephantasticskeptic]

just hanging out with my good bro

[psychicbergara]

i ask this kindly... but guys what the fuck is this 😀

[thephantasticskeptic]

good mythical morning? more like gay motherfucking mofos

[bilesandthesourwolf]

[thephantasticskeptic]

OH HELL NAH I THOUGHT I WAS IN MY OTHER BLOG THAT WAS RESERVED FOR MY OTHER GAY LADS YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!

[thephantasticskeptic]

omfg i'm dying i had an embarrassing crush on ford pines when he was introduced IT MAKES SENSE

[amaideniwilldee]

just saying, if the shoe fits-

[thephantasticskeptic]

ryan "if you're not a 7'4 tree of a man who has the self-preservation skills of a toddler then PLEASE do not hit me up" bergara

[thephantasticskeptic]

watcher ig canonizing shyan as gay ghoul dads

[allredpen]

They talked about not having many guests on, and now we know the real reason:

Table too small. Dangerous proximity alert.

[thephantasticskeptic]

WE GOT "no more room for jesus" SHANE AND RYAN BACK

[wearewatcher]

It’s the season of nicknames

[thephantasticskeptic]

SHANEY BOY??????? SHANEY BOY

[thephantasticskeptic]

THEY SAID IT, THEY SAID THE WORD Y’ALL

[vvanvovietvanvovan]

I can't believe they invented size difference

Bonus: Shane bending down to Ryan's height

[thephantasticskeptic]

featuring ryan “no one can see the top of your head except god” bergara and shane “you’re like a little sailboat on the sea” madej

[psychicbergara]

okay but i love love love the old married couple vibes of it all where ryan was explaining how exactly shane's gonna react during the solo investigations where ryan told shane to 'ask timmy some questions'. and then to the camera ryan was like 'nah he's just gonna act like a douchebag and ask zero questions' and guess what. that's exactly what shane did sldkjfdjf

[maddiedraws04]

[undarling]

                                                             2017     vs.     2022

[thephantasticskeptic]

I’M BAWLING MY EYES OUT

[incorrectghostfiles]

[wearewatcher]

Ryan when he gets a full body apparition of a ghost

[thephantasticskeptic]

i hate to admit this but i spent a good amount of my watching time ogling shane because he just looked SO GOOD in this episode like DAMN