[thephantomswarm]

Introducing... Another Dumbass in a tunnel!

Yep. That's how we're starting this. Mostly because it's actually true...

Who am I?

I am Grimm and I am a 19 year old from the UK (don't come here it sucks) with Autism and Dyspraxia.

Originally started playing Minecraft in the first half of 2013 back when Xbox 360 Edition was relatively new. Still only good at digging random tunnels and gathering cobble...

This is a secondary blog specifically for Minecraft related chaos while my main is @themothsnest (Nowadays that one is more on me being a gay lil goblin than on art)

What do I do?

Eternally suffer from struggling with Building & Redstone in Bedrock Edition while also panicking whenever I encounter a Mob in Survival. Definitely not Hardcore material or even remotely good at PvP due to never really focusing on Surviving or Combat due to originally preferring to just fuck about in Creative.

I watch a lot of Hermitcraft and have been trying to marathon all 9 Seasons from Xisuma's POV but I do also watch Scar and Grian with a bit of Mumbo mixed in. I started on Grian's first episode of Season 6 but have absolutely watched way more of Xisuma's POV. I've also watched the Life Series from Martyn & Scar's POVs more.

I also do art when the braincells grant me a moment without the nasty little negative critic in my head!

Do I have friends?

No. No I do not... My Asks are open for anyone to start a lil chitchat though with Anon enabled for anyone wanting to remain anonymous.

I am quite bad at socialising and tend to be too nervous to reach out to people myself resulting in me unfortunately being quite used to being on my own. Funny how the first piece of MC related art ive done in 2 years has a similar feeling... Did not actually intend for that to happen

[thephantomswarm]

I need an army of these lil munchkins.

Fun Fact: I actually liked the bats before the revamp and now like them even more because they actually look like Microbats now instead of Megabats!

Gonna be a lil bummed if we can't breed them with either Sweet Berries or Glow Berries because i want even tinier bats but either way I love em

[thephantomswarm]

Evidence against me being good at building

I specialise in breaking pickaxes and cowering in caves.

I was also half asleep doing the two bits above-

[aldks5296]

This has 100% been done before I just know it I will look like boo boo the fool

[Image ID: A series of 2 images in a mini comic about Xisuma from Hermitcraft.

Image 1: A digital illustration of Xisuma in his Doomguy getup clutching his helmet with distraught eyes. The text above is white with a purple outline and reads "NOOO!! Don't turn me into a Minecraft block!!"

Image 2: A picture of the autocrafter from Minecraft whose face slightly resembles Xisuma's helmet on his skin. A low opacity image of Xisuma's helmet occupies the background. The text above is in the same style as image 1 and reads "NOOOO" with the O's going off the side of the image. End ID]

[thephantomswarm]

Season 6: the beginning of the mob skin trend

Season 10: can we get xisuma to become a sentient block

[herobrines-gay-stepdad]

Shout out to the people that have owned Minecraft for years but still can't build a decent looking house to save their goddamn lives

[thephantomswarm]

How dare you call us all out....

[thephantomswarm]

Imtrodoocshun

I am very tired and will actually make this later because I crave death rn