thephoenixlaughs

[thememedaddy]

[toastbutteregg]

[atlas-sharted]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Oh thank God a reputable profession

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[memehumor]

All they wanted to do was be apart of history

[theindiemaniac]

ME CURRENTLY

[anxietyproblem]

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”

“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”

[gay-ellis-thats-all]

Story Time!

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”

My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[depsidase]

[jurynullification]

I would give anythibg to see this in action even my own vision

[shutinthenutouse]

[thepuppyclub]

any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?

you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.